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« Reply #630 on: February 19, 2021, 05:42:20 PM »
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*Runs around, waving my hands in the air*

...I am DOOMED AGAIN!!!   :o   The IRS is AFTER ME!!!!    :P

...I got a formal letter, saying that there were problems with my 2020 Tax Return...and they were assessing ME... :-[

...$6.39... :o

...If I were in my younger days, and in good health...I would file an appeal...and bring out my experience and knowledge of Tax Law...and my Trial Attorney skills...and have some fun.  After 6 months, I would probably lose, and write a check for $10.74...as I was explaining to the Tax Court Judge that I really shouldn't be doing some time in the Federal Prison.   :P

...I will just write out a check for $6.39, and send it in...but feel comforted.  The U.S. Govt is certainly watching over it's finances.  (Although, think of the expense to the Gov't to check my return, find a problem, send out the assessment, and process it when they get my check.  But, Biden will crow when He hears that I gave in.   ::) )
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« Reply #631 on: February 20, 2021, 08:58:38 AM »
at least it is only $6 smiles
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« Reply #632 on: February 21, 2021, 05:35:27 PM »
...S.F. Cable Cars... :)

...They are a lot of fun to ride.  I always stood on the side, holding onto a rail...but I was very healthy, and had good balance.  The part I hated, was standing in a VERY long line at Market Street, and waiting for 20-30 minutes to get on a car.  But, a middle aged Black Man showed me how to get on a car very quickly.

...I had arrived at the end of the line, and groaned with frustration...it would be a LONG WAIT!!!   :P

...A Black Man came up to me, and said, "I can show you how to get on the car more quickly."  I looked him over, he was clean, and dressed fairly well, and so I said..."OK". (I would have carefully looked over any man of ANY race who made such an offer to me, I was a fairly attractive young woman back then, and was alone) He led me up the road that the cable car was running, and spoke of minor matters, and I relaxed.  We stopped after walking three blocks, and he said, "The car stops here, and you can get right on."  There were a few people standing nearby, and there was a sign that had a picture of a cable car on it.

...The cable car did stop, and there was room to get on.  I handed my 'Guide' $2.00 as a voluntary "Guiding Fee", thanked him, and got on the car, and rode it to the end.   ;D  So, whenever I needed to ride a cable car, I would walk to the 1st stop, and climb on right away.   ;D

...So, if any of you are going to visit S.F.  that is a tip.   :)
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« Reply #633 on: February 21, 2021, 08:27:09 PM »
cool tip though never been on a cable car
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« Reply #634 on: February 22, 2021, 12:25:47 AM »
...Another nice song... :)

...I would probably be laying back in my chair after he finished singing...

...And have to be carried out... :)

...https://youtu.be/ZKKJh2eueJY
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« Reply #635 on: February 22, 2021, 08:35:53 AM »
smiles
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« Reply #636 on: February 22, 2021, 02:55:45 PM »
...Ordering off of the menu...  ;)

...I was in S.F., taking depositions...they went on all week.   :P

...The last day, I staggered back to my Hotel, exhausted and frustrated.  The case had gotten more complex, and perplexing.  I wrote up notes, and then laid on my bed, letting my mind process what I had heard...and getting more frustrated.  I had thought that I had the other side in a corner...but I would have to do more work.   :o   I just laid on the bed for a while, and then got up, cleaned myself up and put on my 'night evening' makeup, and went to the dining room.

...I was escorted to a small table, and handed a menu.  I looked at the items...but my mind was too unfocused...I was thinking about the damn case!!!!  A waiter came over a couple times, and I just said that I hadn't decided.  I then made up my mind, and told the waiter...

..."You decide, I have no food allergies, and I like seafood."

...I was then served one of the BEST MEALS I have ever had!!! ;D

...He brought me a nice assortment of dishes, one after the other...there was just one item on each one...I think that the Chef was having fun...the food was VERY good.  I gobbled it down, and sipped the wine that he brought me.

...I handed over my personal credit card for the meal...and handed the waiter a nice sum of cash.  I told the waiter, "Share this with the Chef, please."  He pulled back my chair, and I smiled at him as I walked back to my room.

...I suspect that the waiter and the Chef enjoyed that evening.  I did look cute back then, and I was eating whatever was set in front of me...and none of it was on the menu.   ;D 
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« Reply #637 on: February 22, 2021, 05:09:25 PM »
happy the evening turned out well  smiles  and as a witness and a plaintiff, I am an opposing attorny's wort nightmare. had one going in circles for hours and getting nowhere to the point that they called the deposition over on account of lateness of day and I never broke my answer lol.
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« Reply #638 on: February 24, 2021, 10:44:43 PM »
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« Reply #639 on: February 24, 2021, 11:23:59 PM »
the stoned guest
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« Reply #640 on: February 25, 2021, 08:59:30 AM »
lol
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« Reply #641 on: February 26, 2021, 12:33:37 AM »
...I played in the pit orchestra for the semiprofessional performance in this musical.  I was a bit disruptive...I would go to the bar during the halftime...(I was still in H.S.)...I would tell them that I was in the Orchestra...and they would give me a large jar of orange juice. and some cups.  I would get back into the pit, and hand out the cups, and the jar.  We would drink it all down, and would have more energy for the second half.  I wasn't charged for the juice, or the cups.  I guess that my 'Natural Charm' worked...I was pretty cute back then, and knew how to use my talents.   ;D

...My private teacher was sitting 1st chair in the pit...I was sitting next to her...and she would laugh when I entered the pit...holding the large jar of orange juice...and cups...and I would pour one for her.  I would pour one for myself, and hand the jar to the violin section.    ;D

...https://www.bing.com/videos/search?view=detail&mid=009FDAEB681C0489D7BA009FDAEB681C0489D7BA&q=you%27ll+never+walk+alone+carousel&shtp=GetUrl&shid=9a366e02-ac89-4b54-b0a7-873de5c7f643&shtk=KEhEIDcyMHApIFImSCAiQ2Fyb3VzZWwiLCBZb3UnbGwgTmV2ZXIgV2FsayBBbG9uZSAoRXh0ZW5kZWQgVmVyc2lvbik%3D&shdk=VG8gd2F0Y2ggQmlsbGllL0p1bGllIER1ZXQgLSBJZiBJIExvdmVkIFlvdSBodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9RGRvMWdVUEU3VzggVG8gd2F0Y2ggQmlsbGllJ3MgU29saWxvcXV5IGh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g%2Fdj11cTBVQWR2R2RJSSBNeSBlYXJsaWVyIENhcm91c2VsICJZb3UnbGwgTmV2ZXIgV2FsayBBbG9uZSIgdmlkZW8gaGFzIGJlZW4gYmxvY2tlZCBpbiBteSBob21lIGNvdW50cnkgKFVTQSkgYnkgSU5HUk9PVkVTIHdobyBob2xkcyB0aGUgY29weXJpZ2h0IHRvIENsYXJhbWFlIFR1cm5lcidzIHNvbG8gb2YgWW91J2xsIE5ldmVyIFdhbGsgQWxvbmUuIEkgLi4u&shhk=Nm3gKMN8oyLaHXriCWL7B%2FYFB8TOYle6gszEsWC%2B%2BGo%3D&form=VDSHOT&shth=OSH.Y1fOf4s8WkI7q0JXATKT8Q
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« Reply #642 on: February 26, 2021, 08:51:41 AM »
that added bit of sugar helps get one through to be sure
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« Reply #643 on: February 26, 2021, 03:29:45 PM »
...When I pretended to have Lesbian tendicies... :o

...I was playing in the pit orchestra for Kismet, and at the beginning of the second act, a VERY lovely 'Belly Dancer' did a slow,  sensual dance across the stage, while the curtain was still down.  I was still in High School, and my private cello teacher was sitting beside me.  I memorized the part we were playing...and I just watched the dancer...my mouth open.  My teacher would tap me on my shoulder with her bow, or just tap the music...and growl.  She later told me...

..."I am a bit worried about you..."

...I just giggled...

...She was relieved when I invited her to my wedding...the groom was handsome

...Everyone, please don't see this post as looking down on gay people, I was the Student Social Director in college, and I produced the first Gay Dance, and gave funds to the Lesbian Clubs.  I had gay and lesbian friends, and loved them.

...And, I MARRIED a MALE...and birthed two kids.   ;D

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« Reply #644 on: February 26, 2021, 03:51:40 PM »
lol on the fake out of the teacher
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