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>Don't Fart In Bed! If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so
>hard,
>let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had
>been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was
>the
>husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise
>would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her
>gasp forair. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them
>off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and
>that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was
>concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and
>he
>continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was
>preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she
>looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard,
>liver and the entire spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
>She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and,
>gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband
>of
>his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some
>time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was
>followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as
>he
>ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled
>on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she
>reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her
>husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of
>horror
>on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was. He
>said
> "Honey, You were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't
>listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told
>me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally
>happened. But by the grace of God, Some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I
>think I got most of them back in."
