a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

And they buried the movie theater manager the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

this morning I picked up my coffee cup and the handle broke off, I then picked up my brief case and aure enough the handle proke off of it too, next I got into my car and as I opened the door, you guessed it, the handle broke off, now I am really worried as I have to take a leak ....

[RAGNAR]

Guess what you will be burying the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a man asks a woman if she would sleep with him for $100  she said certsinly not what do you think I am  the man says too bad, I could really use the money

[RAGNAR]

They buried the man the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a little child says mommy why were you jumping up and down on daddys tummy last night? thinking quickly the mother says well daddy is trying to lose weight and I was trying to help by squeezing some if the air out 9f his tummy. The child shakes his head and says it wont work mommy, every day while you are shopping the lady next door comes over and blows him back up again.

[RAGNAR]

The hubby and the lady next door were buried the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a wife goes to see a psychologist about her husband, she says he has been behaving rather oddly lately, every morning he drinks his coffee but then he eats the mug, well, all except the handle. The psychologist says yes that is odd, the hande is the best part.

[RAGNAR]

The wife made him eat the handle, and after she watched him choke to death, buried him the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a couple in their 60s are walking on the beach they have been married for 40 years. A magician appears in front of them and offers them each one wish for which he will cast a spell to grant. The woman says, I have always wanted to see Hawaii and stay there for a vacation. The magician says no problem saya an incantstion and poof hands her 2 tickets to Hawaii and a 14 day prepaid hotel stay. The magician turns to the husband and says and now, your wish? The man apologizes to his wife and says I would like a wife 30 years younger than me. The magician says are you sure about this? the man says yes. The magician says an incantation and poof the man was 90. .... When dealing with a magician, always be specific about what you want.

[RAGNAR]

Bury the magician.

[MageNathaniel1]

a man on an airplane has to use the restroom but someone has been in the men's room for what seems like an hour. The flight attendant says he can use the ladies and she will make sure no one tries to go in. He agrees as he really had to go. Once in there, he sits down to go as dinner is biting back. As he finishes, he notices a oanel with the buttons in it marked ww wa and atr he presses the one marked ww and feels a jet of warm water washing his hind end at first it carches him by surprise but he decided it felt good so he presses the 2nd button and feels a jet of warm air drying him off. again surprised but he finds it too feels good so he decides to press the 3rd button. The flight attendant hears a scream from the bathroom and goes to check on him. The man wakes up 2 days later in the hospital unaware of what happened. He asks a nurse what happened and why he is there. The nurse said well based o  the flight attendant's words, you were in the ladies restroom on the plane, you used the bidet functions and seemed to enjoy the warm water and warm air but screamed when you pressed the automatic tampon remover and by the way your penis is in a jar under your pillow.

[RAGNAR]

Bury everyone the next day!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

an English teacher asks one of the kids in her class to make a sentence opposite to children in the dark often produce errors. The child thinks for a moment then says errors in the dark often produce children

[RAGNAR]

And the buried the teacher the next day after her coronary.