a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

a teacher asked the students who do you think invented dancing? one child says I do not know but I bet it was someone with a large family and only 1 bathroom

[RAGNAR]

*Chuckles*

[MageNathaniel1]

a teacher asks her class where the declaration of independence was signed  one young boy says on the bottom

[RAGNAR]

Well... he does have a point.

[MageNathaniel1]

A teacher points a ruler at a student and says at the end of this ruler is a dummy. The student says which end?

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

A teacher stands in front of her class and says ok, which of you thinks you are not smart enough to pass my class, stand up now. She remains standing for 15 minutes without saying anything. Finally a boy stands up. The teacher says so you think you cannot pass my class? The boy says oh, I know I can pass, I just did not want you to be the only one standing up thinking you were not smart.

[RAGNAR]

LOL Teacher's pet.

[MageNathaniel1]

ever been in a store's changing room to try on clothes then suddenly hear someone in the one next to you complain that there is no toilet paper in there?

[RAGNAR]

Where in the hell do you shop??

[MageNathaniel1]

what do you call a group of chess players tslking about their favorite game in a hotel lobby?

chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

[RAGNAR]

*Wonders where I stored those impalement stakes*

[MageNathaniel1]

a man comes home and announces to his wife that he has just won the lottery and tells her to pack a bag. She says for warm or cold weather, I mean where are we going? he says not we, just you and I do not care just pack and go.

[RAGNAR]

LOL

[MageNathaniel1]

a guy on a bus tells another passenger I have been riding this bus to work for 15 years. The other guy says that is onenlong commute where dis you board the bus?