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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2115 on: January 07, 2020, 11:10:39 PM »
 :-X ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2116 on: January 08, 2020, 05:27:48 PM »
it has been said one cannot live without love though I find one cannot live without oxygen
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2117 on: January 08, 2020, 09:59:44 PM »
Love does come in handy, oxygen... meh.

But SEX... that is essential!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2118 on: January 09, 2020, 05:40:47 AM »
Q: What is the Black Substance between an Elephants toes ?
A: Slow Natives
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2119 on: January 09, 2020, 09:48:46 AM »
So um Rick... when was the last time you did one of these toe inspections?  :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2120 on: January 09, 2020, 06:18:09 PM »
having a wife is like trying to read the terms of service when installing a new program eventually you give up and just agree with whatever it was
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2121 on: January 09, 2020, 09:35:59 PM »
Like hell!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2122 on: January 10, 2020, 04:55:48 PM »
I know my neighbour is stalking me she keeps looking up my name on google, I know this because I keep seeing her do so through my binoculars
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2123 on: January 10, 2020, 05:04:37 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2124 on: January 11, 2020, 04:50:30 PM »
I went out dressed all in black, someone asked me who died I lookee at them, smiled and said I habe not decided yet
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2125 on: January 11, 2020, 04:57:42 PM »


Sounds like... me. *G*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2126 on: January 11, 2020, 06:17:21 PM »
the job interviewer said we are looking for someone who is responsible. I said then that would be me, at my last job whenever something went wrong they said I was responsible
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2127 on: January 11, 2020, 10:32:55 PM »
*Groans*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2128 on: January 12, 2020, 05:27:29 PM »
father to son son you were adopted   son  what, I knew it, I want to meet my bioliogical parents  father  we are your biological parents now go pack your new parents will be here shortly
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2129 on: January 12, 2020, 06:01:53 PM »
LOL
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