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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2250 on: March 06, 2020, 12:50:28 PM »
a man asks his doctor how he can live to be 100  the doctor asks do you smoke, no do you drink, no  do you have sex with many women, no  do you eat red meat, no   then why would you want to live to be a 100?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2251 on: March 06, 2020, 10:49:33 PM »
And they buried both the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2252 on: March 07, 2020, 03:11:57 AM »
Q: Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
A: All the fans left!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2253 on: March 07, 2020, 12:51:26 PM »
And they buried the Stadium the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2254 on: March 07, 2020, 02:43:54 PM »
a man said his wife's singing is so bad any time she tries to ding he goes out to mow the lawn so the neighbours do not think they are fighting, he has the shortest lawn in the city

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2255 on: March 07, 2020, 04:32:36 PM »
They buried his wife's vocal instructor the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2256 on: March 08, 2020, 05:04:11 PM »
a private in the army says he had lost his rifle so the sgt. fined him $900 to pay for the loss. The private said I now know why navy captains go down with their ships.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2257 on: March 09, 2020, 01:30:34 AM »
And the SGT buried the PVT the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2258 on: March 09, 2020, 04:06:28 PM »
teen says mom when am I going to get my period already, I mean I am 19 and jenny got hers at 12, mom says Danny how many times do I have to tell you, you are never going to have a period, you are a boy

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2259 on: March 09, 2020, 04:42:16 PM »
Change his name to Daniella and bury him the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2260 on: March 10, 2020, 04:39:55 PM »
my friend said when they drink coffee, they cannot sleep, I said I have the opposite problem when I sleep, I cannot drink coffee

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2261 on: March 10, 2020, 05:56:37 PM »
Hides an axe and shovel behind my back.... "Coffee...?"

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2262 on: March 11, 2020, 05:10:53 PM »
wife to husband wait for me dear while I put on my make up  husband you do not need make up   wife oh that is so sweet of you to say  husband  the money would be better spent on plastic surgery instead   wife  hello 911 I would like to report a murder

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2263 on: March 11, 2020, 06:02:32 PM »
Yup... the hubby was buried the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2264 on: March 12, 2020, 07:50:18 PM »
the movie theatre filed charges against a guy for sneaking his own snacks into the movie. After legal fees and fines, he is still $10 ahead from if he had bought snacks from the theatre's concession stand.