a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

a man asks his doctor how he can live to be 100  the doctor asks do you smoke, no do you drink, no  do you have sex with many women, no  do you eat red meat, no   then why would you want to live to be a 100?

[RAGNAR]

And they buried both the next day.

[RickBulow74]

Q: Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game?
A: All the fans left!

[RAGNAR]

And they buried the Stadium the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a man said his wife's singing is so bad any time she tries to ding he goes out to mow the lawn so the neighbours do not think they are fighting, he has the shortest lawn in the city

[RAGNAR]

They buried his wife's vocal instructor the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a private in the army says he had lost his rifle so the sgt. fined him $900 to pay for the loss. The private said I now know why navy captains go down with their ships.

[RAGNAR]

And the SGT buried the PVT the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

teen says mom when am I going to get my period already, I mean I am 19 and jenny got hers at 12, mom says Danny how many times do I have to tell you, you are never going to have a period, you are a boy

[RAGNAR]

Change his name to Daniella and bury him the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

my friend said when they drink coffee, they cannot sleep, I said I have the opposite problem when I sleep, I cannot drink coffee

[RAGNAR]

Hides an axe and shovel behind my back.... "Coffee...?"

[MageNathaniel1]

wife to husband wait for me dear while I put on my make up  husband you do not need make up   wife oh that is so sweet of you to say  husband  the money would be better spent on plastic surgery instead   wife  hello 911 I would like to report a murder

[RAGNAR]

Yup... the hubby was buried the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

the movie theatre filed charges against a guy for sneaking his own snacks into the movie. After legal fees and fines, he is still $10 ahead from if he had bought snacks from the theatre's concession stand.