Famous (and not so famous) quotes

[Space Cadette]

Everything you can imagine is real.

Pablo Picasso

[waiting for lilacs]

     He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart


        C.S. Lewis

[Space Cadette]

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

[waiting for lilacs]

     As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
- - - Sandra Boynton

[Pollypocket]

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Matt Lauer

[waiting for lilacs]

   Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

   Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate! 


                       unknown (but I sure like how they think) 

[Pollypocket]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

[waiting for lilacs]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?  ~Author Unknown

[Pollypocket]

Yesterday is a canceled check: Forget it. Tomorrow is a promissory note: Don't count on it. Today is ready cash: Use it!

Edwin C. Bliss

[waiting for lilacs]

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
- Mark Twain

[Space Cadette]

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

[Pollypocket]

Conquering any difficulty always gives one a secret joy, for it means pushing back a boundary-line and adding to one's liberty.

Henri Frederic Amiel

[Space Cadette]

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Sir Winston Churchill

[Pollypocket]

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Leonard Brandwein

[Space Cadette]

I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.

Bette Davis