da board, da board, kay

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh thanks fred.....the pic is precious  ~hugs~

[fred]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh kay.........................

how come YOU always get to turn the pages? ........ and WHO made you the official 'da board'   pageturner?

remember a new page, means a new dog!

and kay?................................ with summer fast coming to an end................... I am so looking forward to one of these? 
(how long has been, since you've seen one of these movin?)  HOW long? *looks back to previous page*
                                                                                                                                                                                                       
_{and I know HOW much you enjoy taking your's out and chasing after one}        

[kay]

How come I get to turn ALL the pages fred???  ME??? Did you say ME??? ahem!  lolol

I am NOT the official page turner fred....oh no sir!
Do YOU know who the official page turner happens to be fred??? lol
WELL since I went back to ALL the pages....Lord help me.....lol.....here is what I discovered!

fred TURNED page 1, 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 13, and 14

kay TURNED page 7, 15, 16 and 17

fred = 9 pages
kay  = 4 pages

So who is the official page turner mr. hotdog??? lol ~hugs~

[kay]

I'm hungry fred....what's for din din??? AND don't tell me hotdogs.....lol

A new page means a new hot dog?  Say it isn't so fred.....nooooooooooooooooooooo....hahaha
*grabs the movin hot dog* since my teeth are out??? *whomps ya*     

[fred]

okay kay................. after having my accountant check over the results of page-turning on 'da board'; his conclusions are that:

1) statistically fred's page turning is random  -- w/ no significance   and that just about says it ALL about fred?
2) kay's run of the last three pages turned ( 15, 16 and 17) is a TREND.
3) kay's trend far outdistances any of fred's randomness.
4) kay is predictably going to continue pushing fred (or is the whomping fred?) as she continues to turn pages infront of fred.
5) someoneS voted kay the official pageturner and fred never received a ballot to vote
6) hot dogs are NOT a good dinner to eat every nite
7) moving teeth are hard to catch
kay's pages- number turned: ( 7, 15, 16 and 17) is a perfect combination and when inverted and reversed equals 99.3
9) fred's pages- number turned (using the same formula) equals only 37.
10) again kay is statistically more likely to WIN.

What is poor fred to do?

that last *whomp* hurt my feelings

[kay]

fred....ummmmmmm have you thought of getting a new accountant?? *looks over at you* 
Now why aren't your pages 1, 2, 3 and 4 a TREND?  And what about your run of 9, 10 and 11??
*looks over*  Why is it a TREND for ME and not for YOU???  Well, I never.....
How did you get that formula fred *scratches my head*  lol

The pic of the baby is too adorable.  I will NEVER whomp you again after seeing that cute lil face....well I will try at least *nods lots*


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((fred)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 

[fred]

                   

pay to the order of kay:  for ~hugs~ rendered:

               

[zingela]

*sings*

Pageturner, pageturner, turn me a page...

[kay]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fred....yesterday the pic of the baby and today the pic of the puppy ~hugs~
I could just hug both of them right now *nods lots*

Heather....fred will be right with YOU....it looks like he is the official pageturner around here...lol *hugs*

[fred]

      yes !

looks like I AM the 'official pageturner' ...............-- quoting kay now: "fred looks like he is the official pageturner around here"

                                                        yes !

but? I do have a few questions about my new position:

1) any fringe benefits? and I need my weekends off and I don't do MONDAYs well; and TGIF's I am really pretty busy, and HUMP days I'm excited about TGIF coming. 
2) length of term?
3) do i get to wear a badge signifying my new position or maybe a crown?
4) do I get to wear a fancy outfit (no lace please)
5) and there is the matter of monies?   HOW much?

now remember, NOT to upset me by not accepting my demands simple requests thereby making me cry again.

[fred]

                 
                       
*while wiping my 'near-tears away'*

Oh gosh.................. I almost forgot to thank:

my endearing public that voted for me as official page-turner! *shakes ALL'your hands*
and I would like to especially thank the many folks in my life who made me who I am today .............. and who helped me in winning this award.
I like to thank my 1st grade teacher: mrs nolan who always knew I had it in me?
and there was the 5th, 6th, and 7th grade teachers that let me slip by their classes and passing me OFF onto the next grade.  thanks
my accountant.................... I especially need to thank him  (great math there)
oh yes, my mum and daddio for their constant support
oh? my parole officer was helpful too

but MOST of all, I need to thank kay.............. ~~hugs ya~~
for again letting me get myway (again) without tears being shedded.

_{wonders if this is enough to turn the page?............................}

[~Kris~]

LOL.......nope, that didn't work............I think Kay should turn the page, she does it gracefully......

How are you guys doing?
Mom, as for that outfit...after paying all that money for it, I will HAVE to wear it again. sorry.

Now on a serious note, Sica may need to have that surgery after all, her doctor here is running some tests right now and so far he's not impressed with what he sees.  I'm starting to think that the doctor that did the originally surgery messed up big time and now this doctor I have since moving here is trying to fix things as best he can without her having to go through another big surgery like the last time, but he seems to be running out of ways to do that, so he's thinking the best option would be for him to do things all over again from scratch so she can heal properly and have it over with and also, he wants to get this cleared up before any more damage gets done to her kidney. So far though, he kidney is still functioning as normal so no permanent damage has been done.
Keeping my fingers crossed that this next set of tests will give him more insight and hopefully he'll be able to do something without having to re-do the complete surgery.
I'll keep ya posted.
Talk to you soon
~Kris~

[fred]

                               
kay&fred,  both crosses our fingers (legs too)
                       -- and we also have a smile......... and a prayer for Sica.

Keep on that doctor...............let not time pass by
let him (the doctor --  you seem to have faith in) be guided to find the cure and/or procedure needed.
we need everyone back...................... and functioning at 100%
         

and as for the outfit?.................. we are sure you look and feel great in it!
enjoy those moments
-- always knowing that soon, Sica will be completely healed. so why NOT LOOK and feel the part   

[kay]

OH fred.....you lil cwy baby *hands you a box of kleenex*  lol
Now as for your list of demands or ummmmmm I mean simple requests....here they are....read em and weep.....hahaha

1)  NO fringe benefits, however you have weekends OFF, but Mondays and Fridays are required for YOU to work *nods*
2)  As long as you like
3)  YOU get to wear a gold badge, but NO crown
4)  Nuttin to wear
5)  NO monies involved, but ~hugs~ every now and then

If that is acceptable....please sign on the dotted line X----------------------------------------------------------


~Kris~....my heart and prayers go out to you and Sica.  Let's focus on her kidneys functioning normal so there is no permanent damage there.  Thank heavens!  We'll take it step by step and day by day.  If there is anything I can do for you or your family, please let me know.  *HUGS*  God Bless! Thanks for keeping us informed ~Kris~. 

[zingela]

*looks around*  wh-what?  Pageturner?  Is that anything like Ted Turner?

*hugs kay back*