da board, da board, kay

[fred]

           
speaking of sums it up.........

I know you are having quite hot&humid weather where you live; but I had a partially nice suns up this morning.

sums of us, has got to have the good sums of sun.

Hey, if you like............... you can rub your 'full' tummy on my hands...
                                                for good luck?

[fred]

             
one small step for mankind,

                             one giant leap for fred,

I installed my new modem !

Connected, again, am I........... 

[kay]

fred....YOU got to turn da page AGAIN??? *looks over* and *mumbles*
*kicks the can*  uh oh....that was your moden *gulps*
*picks up the can*  can you hear me now fred??? laughs
I'm glad you are up and running ~hugs~

My tummy isn't THAT full fred.....sheesh
Don't make me kick that modem again.....lol

[fred]

             

*protects my modem at all costs*

You'll have to get thru me to get to my modem......
           
                 
........try kicking my can NOW!

[kay]

Noooooooooooo way!  I might hurt MY foot kicking YOU....laughs

*knock knock* Aren't you HOT in there?? *knocks more*  fred??? OH fred??
psssssst....What if you have to GO? What then?? LOL

[fred]

             

well kay.................

to answer your last question?  I have got that all planned.

                                         

                               


............ I hope I have enough length of hose

[kay]

Okie dokie....laughs
Wonders why I even asked you that fred 

[fred]

well, kay................

I can only guess why you asked that last question?   
fred knows'all and sees'all   

Obviously you can't and/or won't "try kicking my can" so you are looking for some other sneaky attack.

            .......... the attack-dog may work?



WOWSsssssssssssser, NOW................I need to consider some new defenses?

[fred]

         
wonders if this is, big enough, to protect me?

                                 grrrrrrrrr

[kay]

Oh I loved Johnny Carson.  He was great!

*tosses the grrrrrrrrrrrrrring protecting doggy there some treats*

Hey fred!  *picks up a basketball* and looks over 

[fred]

         
kay.................... I am NOT sure, you know, what you are going to do with the basketball.............

so you better just:  PUT IT DOWN...............

                 

or else!

I'm getting me some protection, like Martha Steward had! 
                                                                           
I just have to, protect my modem>

[kay]

Or else???  *looks over* 

*bounces the basketball*

kay doesn't take kindly to that 'or else' fred   

[fred]

   
or else?

         

[kay]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm time for a game of b-ball fred?....laughs

[fred]

           

kay................ shot the ball

                     

! shot the ball !