The Poppa Grumble (not to be confused with the Ubar grumble)
meaning one- "that damn kid of mine, messing shit up"
meaning two- "daughter you are increadiably wrong but im too nice to tell you"
meaning three- "daughter, if you were not currently stiching me back together I would tan your hide" (meaning three can also be used to a sister as well... it depends on the inflection)
meaning four- "Son/Grandson remind me to wipe the floor with you later"
meaning five- (the most common meaning) "you children are gonna be the death of me"
The Ubar Grumble
Meaning one- "I am ubar, and if you dont shut up I will become upset"
Meaning two- "you have failed to shut your trap, now is the time to run"
Meaning three- "I am about 10 seconds away from going RAGNAR-SMASH"
meaning four- "you are a FW, and I have decided to respect you this time by keeping my mouth shut"
Meaning five- "you are ruining my happy"