Christmas Cards

[Gina]

Christmas Cards


Pass this on to your church, co-workers, family, and friends.  What do you have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain ----------- more than you will ever know.

What a clever idea!

Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list.

Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year.

As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world..

Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.

Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude.

ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor
New York, NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions.  So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a " Holiday Tree".  It's always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE!

And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!

For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything religious away from us. They represent the politically correct and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!


Regards,

[RAGNAR]

I am not able to correspond with those assholes without being rude or crude.

I am in favor of some new decorations for the tree. Lets hang ACLU members from every tree we see.


Yeah yeah... I know I know... I'm not helping the cause.

[Gina]

Hey I am wif ya on that one.  Great idea !!!!

[Fishy!]

sending them a card seems like  good idea... but why didnt we all send them turkeys for thanksgiving? cause I sure as hell missed out on my turkeys and pilgrims and politically incorrect indians this year. lol

[Tgol]

Perhaps we should extend this card sending to every holiday, just to make sure that the ACLU understands what holidays are about.

[RAGNAR]

So on Christmas we can hang them from trees....

On New Years we can throw them off the Ball platform in NY and watch them hit the pavement...

Valentines Day we can split open their sternums and rip out their still beating hearts and hold it before their eyes....

On St Pat's day we can give them forced enemas of Irish Whiskey and let the alcohol do the rest....

Easter we can pour multiple colors of paint down their throats and see if they shit colored eggs...

Any day that is a Memorial Day we will skip as they do not want anything involving God or religion.

The 4th of July we can ram rockets up their ass and light them off...

Labor Day we can dress them in orange and stand them on highways in place of the warning cones and watch them get run over by traffic. Might as well... they don't work anyother day of the year.....

Thanksgiving we can give thanks they are only a small fraction of society.... then we can force feed them bread before spitting them and roasting them alive over a roaring fire....

Black Friday we can rent them to Wal Mart as doormats....

For Birthday parties we can light them on fire and watch them run around the yard....

First day of hunting season we can issue permits to take one if its a clean kill. Multiple tags may be had for only wounds....

[Fishy!]

-just dies laughing-

hell yeah! I mean im not religious at all but I dont think that all the holidays should be changed just to be 'politically correct'

when I was a kid a christmas tree was a christmas tree and none of my jewish friends ever turned down an invite to help us decorate it. just like I never turned down and invite to go play that dradel game.