I am passing this on to you
Because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more
Calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
You have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
Hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I
Finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
Prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of
Chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
Peace.
Merry Christmas
love,
woobie
