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Getting NO RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 22, 2019, 05:33:33 PM »
...When I audited a business...I was TREATED WITH RESPECT.  I would show my card, and get escorted to a nice office...and I just had to ask for coffee and the journals...and they were brought to me   :)  But, then...I was assigned to audit a "Feed and Seed" business... :o

I had to dress down, to climb up the side of those HUGE grain silos, and look in, and estimate how full the silo was...and climb back down...blinking...my eyes were full of dust from the grain.  They didn't bother to turn off the conveyor belts... :P

I also wasn't escorted to an office...I was led into the warehouse...I was led to one of those HUGE wooden wheels that had held wire...in the middle of the warehouse...there was a metal folding chair ...and an extension cord so I could plug in my calculator.  When I entered the office and asked for journals, or ledgers, the woman just pointed to the side, and said..."It is over there."  I would fumble through the cabinets...and locate what I needed.

I, VERY BRIEFLY...thought of giving them an "Unsatisfactory Opinion"...I was pissed...but...the numbers were OK.  I told the Owner that his books were OK, and wrote the opinion for his Bank...and left.   >:(

But, I was often called upon to relate my experience to new accountants...they all JUST LAUGHED!!!!!   ;D
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Re: Getting NO RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2019, 10:04:37 PM »
Wow....that's terrible, You deserve more respect than that, that's for sure. *hugs if ok*

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Re: Getting NO RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2019, 12:49:40 AM »
...I still LAUGH over the memory, siren.  I have a fear of heights, and stay clear of balconies.  I kept refastening the safety cord attached to my harness...and DIDN'T LOOK DOWN as I climbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :o   But, I did climb the ladders to the top, and opened the hatches and looked in...and just accepted what the Foreman said...I mean...3/4...7/8...full...I didn't give a damn...I just looked to see if it was corn, or barley...I can do that...and slowly climbed back down...refastening the safety cord...and muttering..."They say that ACCOUNTING is a SAFE PROFESSION?"   :P
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Re: Getting NO RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2019, 11:15:36 PM »
...Another Reason why Accounting is Downright DANGEROUS!!!!!

My very first inventory audit was of a frozen food warehouse.  I was very young, fresh out of college, and had only been with the Firm for a couple months.  The Partner told me to dress very warmly for the job.   :)  I was excited when the carload of us beancounters arrived at the warehouse...IT WAS HUGE! 

The senior associate, who was in charge, told me that he would take me in with him, first, since we would do the inventory in shifts.  I didn't understand, I figured that all 4 of us would just go in and count whatever was in there...boy...WAS I WRONG!!   :o

The warehouse foreman had parkas for us to put on, and thick mittens.  We walked into the warehouse...and it was COLD!!  All of the vegetables were frozen.  The senior associate explained to me that we needed to count the huge boxes of frozen vegetables that were on racks, that almost REACHED THE CEILING!!!   :o  I asked him how we could do that, and two warehousemen drove up in large forklifts, that had pallets placed on the forks.  He climbed onto one pallet...and I climbed up on the other.  The men then drove the forklifts to the racks, and slowly raised them up.   :o  I quickly counted the boxes, and noted what was in them, and then shouted, "OK, lower me"...and the driver lowered the fork, and drove a few yards along the rack, and started raising the fork again.  The senior partner shouted at me, "No, stay on the pallet when you finish, and have the driver go to the next section, and count them as he lowers the fork...it goes faster that way."  I shouted back, "OK".

We were both only able to count for about 30 minutes before we were shaking with cold, and the drivers took us back to the door, and we handed the parkas and mittens to the other two beancounters, and sat and warmed up,   :P  Towards the end of the day, I groaned with pain when I saw the other woman handing the parka and gloves to me.   :P

Accounting has no physical hazards???????????   :o
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