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« Reply #1185 on: June 07, 2022, 06:46:40 PM »
Yes, insturments have a soul particularly when played by someone who excels at that instrument. There is a song about a violin at an auction, initially no one really bids on it until a violinist steps forward and tines it then plays a song masterfully on it, the bids jump into the thousands because of his touch. And sounds like you and that singer were in synch with one another and the song itself.

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« Reply #1186 on: June 09, 2022, 10:49:05 AM »
... :)...Yes Nate...I believe that you are correct.  I will re-tell my tale of the Amati cello that I had for about nine months.
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For all of you non-musicians, Amati was a Luthier who's skill was right up there with Stradivarius, and his instruments are just as valuable, and sound so wonderful.

...MY Shrink sat beside me in a Community Orchestra, but I played a lot better, I was the Principal Cellist of the Orchestra.  I think the Conductor thought that we looked good, together, so he had the best female student sit third chair.  I comforted her, saying, "Hey, everyone will get a good look at you, and you won't have to turn pages, and you will play the more interesting part when we have a divisi."  She agreed... ;)

...He showed up one evening with a VERY OLD CELLO...and I was thrilled to learn that it was an AMATI!!!!    ;D

...But, it didn't sound very good, and I figured that it was just cause the Shrink couldn't play very well.  One evening we talked, and I was astonished when he handed it, in it's case, to me, and said..."Wake it up."  I drove home VERY CAREFULLY .  I opened the case when I got home, and excitedly explained to my H what it was.  He just sipped on his beer...and nodded.  I went to my practice room...and the Amati was dead...or asleep...no overtones.  You could make a cello out of plywood, and it would sound the same. I sawed my bows over it...I wondered if the problem was a bad match with the bow...but the cello was dead.

...I never give up on challenges that are worth pursuing, so I played the cello for hours every day.  I would slowly play four octave scales, and talk to the cello, saying things like..."Wake up...we want to hear you...you've been sleeping too long."  Well...one Saturday....

..."IT WOKE UP!!!!    :D :D :D :D :D :D

...I played hours everyday, delighted...even when it was 1:00 am...and I needed to get up at 6:00 am.

...My Shrink noticed that it was sounding better,,,but I kept telling him..."Let me keep it for a little longer, the lower register is still a bit dull, and I haven't worked on the higher register very much." 

...Finally, after a concert where I played several solos, I stood in the parking lot...and watched as he drove away.  He had the Amati in his car...and I had no cello.  (Mine were at my home)  and I sighed and drove back into the foothills... :'(

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« Reply #1187 on: June 09, 2022, 06:16:19 PM »
Smiles you woke it up which was all it needed and you still had your cellos waiting for you.

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« Reply #1188 on: June 10, 2022, 09:02:50 PM »
...My cellos were happy when the Amati  left.

...I swear, Katherine, my 1910 cello scolded me as I practiced...

..."Nice that the Bitch is gone..." >:(

...Pavane was still a baby...but was happy when I got him out of the case, and placed him between my legs, and practiced...

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« Reply #1189 on: June 11, 2022, 06:35:12 PM »
Have to keep the insturments happy by playing them often.

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« Reply #1190 on: June 18, 2022, 06:59:23 PM »
I have been blessed to have had a nice life, so far.  Accountant, Attorney, Judge, Cellist, Pianist, Wife, Mother...and...

...GOLF CADDY!!!!!

I wanted to earn money in Jr HS....but I didn't want to babysit, or do a paper route.  So...on weekends, and during the summer...

...I CARRIED A BAG OF GOLF CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB!!!!

I would trudge all over the course, the bag hanging over my shoulder, and get to the ball.  I would look around, if it was in a bad spot, and use my toe to push it into a better lay...I had no sense of honesty...I just wanted my golfer to do well...I would get a better tip if he had a nice round.  Later, as I began to understand golf, I could suggest a club, or point out the wind.  Usually, the Caddy Master assigned me to carry a light bag, but a few times, I was exhausted as I carried the bag up the stairs...the bag was HUGE AND HEAVY!!!!

I always washed my golfers clubs after a round, the other caddies just left the bags, but I wanted his clubs to be clean after a round...in my mind...that was part of why I would get five, or six dollars.  So, I would soak the irons in hot water, and scrub and then dry them, and then wipe down the woods...and then take the bag to it's place. Often, I just stayed, and washed more clubs for an hour, hoping for another loop, but would leave, and walk to the bus stop, and get back home. 

Once, the guy whos clubs I was carrying, could hit the HELL out of the ball.  I was thrilled, but he didn't know the course...he was new.

We walked up to his ball, the hole was a sharp right dogleg, and he grunted, and said, "Give me the 9 iron, I need to get back on the course."  I took the cover off the three wood, and pointed towards a tree, and said..."This will get you over the hedges, aim at that, you may land close to the green."  He stared at me...but took it...and I took the club back after he hit it

, and we walked around the hedges.

The other golfers balls were around the place...my golfers ball was on the green...

I LOUDLY said as we walked up...

...HERE IS YOUR PUTTER, SIR!!!!!

He took the club from me...laughing...

I got a nice tip...if I was older...he probably would have taken me out to a good dinner...and then fucked my ass off in his hotel room...

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« Reply #1191 on: June 19, 2022, 06:35:44 PM »
Must say being a caddy is one job I have never done but then, I am not a sports fan and know little to nothing about golf or any other sport involving a ball lol.

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« Reply #1192 on: June 19, 2022, 09:42:11 PM »
Cheating at golf.... ::)

When I caddied, I would get the bag from the Caddy Master, and carry it to the first hole, and look through it.  I would take a couple balls, and place them in my pocket, and hold one in my hand.  I would smile and hand my golfer the ball, and the Driver, and walk down the course, with the other caddies, and watch.  I would put the balls back in the bag, at the end...unless he LOST one.  I would search for it...but I had seen it go into a water trap...and would take a ball out of my pocket, place it in a nice place, and shout...

..."HERE IT IS, SIR!!!"    ::)

An older caddie walked beside me, when I did that once, and said..."I will report you to the Caddy Master if you do that again."

I don't deal with threats very well... >:(...we were searching for his golfers ball...I spotted it...and pushed it deep into the rough with my heel...and pushed moss over the area.  His golfer had to drop a ball, and take a one stroke penalty.

I am a vindictive BITCH!!!!~    >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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« Reply #1193 on: June 19, 2022, 11:13:30 PM »
We performed this, once, at a Pops Concert.  The Soprano, and me, I was the Principal Cellist, bullied the Conductor, last thing that a Conductor wants is two ANGRY FEMALES at a concert...so he added it to the list.   ::)  I was softly sobbing at the end... :'(   But we performed it well...

...https://youtu.be/maQ8t8mJkTM

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« Reply #1194 on: June 20, 2022, 07:17:45 PM »
Lol on the caddy incident. Am sure was the last time he threatened you. Nods on adding the song smiles.

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« Reply #1195 on: June 23, 2022, 11:01:56 PM »
...Here is the song, again.  I was first cello, and went ahead and memorized the work.  I have been gifted with a good memory...and the BAR and CPA exams were simple.  I read the question, and let my mind loose for a few minutes...and then wrote down what came into my mind.  I had to watch my watch...I would want to write more.   ;D

This song enters my heart, and mind...and I am always solumne at the end when we performed it.  My standmate would grab my elbow, and get me to stand when I was the Principal Cellist.  I would stand...slightly dazed...and smile at the singer...we had done very well.

Once, I couldn't stand...music always took something out of me...and I had not eaten dinner...I was nervous about this work.

The auplause stopped...and I just sat.

The Principal Violist and the 3rd cellist took my cello and bow from me, and led me offstage....

I laid on the couch in the Green Room....and wondered if I had had a stroke.

My H almost carried me out, and strapped me into the passenger seat.  I started crying as we drove back...and...and...and...he...

Pulled into a McD's....

I was happy...eating a Big Mac and chewing on fries as my mind woke up ...

I can be a complex and difficult woman at times...but...hand me a Big Mac....

and I am easy to get along with... ;D

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« Reply #1196 on: June 24, 2022, 06:37:56 PM »
Food makes most things better lol. Love your passion for music and so many other interests you have.  Not to mention your intellect, the cpa and bar exams have been known to make people cry from their difficulty. I was so happy to get the results of my board exam that I passed and will not need to repeat that experience lol.

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« Reply #1197 on: June 24, 2022, 10:55:25 PM »
...Congrats, DOCTOR NATE!!!   :)  Happy to hear you got through that.  Getting through professional tests aren't easy.  They make them difficult.  The CPA exam was the most difficult...I just ate chocolate as I rode the subway when I did the three day BAR exam.  And thought..."Give me a difficult question."  I was an arrogant Bitch...and when I got my results...I could add JD...(Juris Doctor)...after my name.

I never use the word  'Doctor' in front of my name...unless I want to eat at a fancy restaurant. 

I will get led to a nice table, and get some wine, and shrimp...and well...pig out... ;D

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« Reply #1198 on: June 25, 2022, 07:06:13 PM »
Thank you smiles. And I agree professional exams are definitely not easy at all. I have heard stories about the cpa and bar exams. One person in my study group has failed the board exam twice. So not easy at all. Lol on using dr in a restraunt smiles. Enjoy the meal next time you do it.
 

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« Reply #1199 on: July 09, 2022, 11:49:31 AM »
Always bring a 'Pet' with you, when you sell door to door.    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

In grammer school, and jr. High, my best friend and I earned money by selling stuff door to door.  The 'stuff' was peaches, apricots and almonds from the trees in our back yards.  We would pick ripe fruit, make sure that there were no worms, and wash the fruit, and then put it into our wagon, and go door to door selling them.  The peaches and apricots went fast, but the almonds were harder to sell, since the subdivision was built in what was an almond orchard, so most houses had an almond tree.  One time, we cracked open the almonds, and placed the meat in baggies, and they sold a little faster, but there were still baggies left in the wagon.  We pondered what to do, and my mind came up with an easy solution...

...LET'S BLANCH THEM!!!...

So, the next week, we were sitting on the back porch, holding nutcrackers, and looking at the two large baskets that were full of almonds.  Nancy's little sister, Mollie, was sitting a bit away, also holding a nutcracker, and smiling.  Usually, we kept her out of our commerce, she could be a pest...and we just wanted to split the proceeds in half.  But, there was a LOT of work to be done.  So we said. "Come over, Mollie, and help."  She asked, "If I help you prepare, and sell them, how much of a share do I get?"  I thought, and figured that she didn't understand math very well, and said..."You will get 10%."  She laughed, and said, "If I do as much work as you do, I should get a THIRD!"  Nancy and I looked at each other, and said, "OK, if you stay with us, and do as much work as we do, you will get a third."  She sat down, and with her help, we got the nuts shelled.

Then came the hard work of blanching them.  We would boil a batch in water, and then dump them into a colander, and start boiling a new batch, and peeled the skins off the boiled ones.  We then laid them out on cookie trays, salted them, and roasted them.  We then bagged them, and had a LOT of baggies.  Mollie had been working right beside us all of the time.

The three of us then went out to sell them, and we came up with a use for Mollie.  She carried a bag, and a spoon, and when we made our sales pitch, we said that they could taste one, if they wanted,  If they did, Mollie would scoop out an almond with the spoon, and drop the nut into the customers hand...beaming with delight as she did so, saying, "I helped make these."

We sold them all, very quickly, people would buy three or four bags at a time.  We brought the wagon back, and Mollie carefully watched as we stacked the coins into three equal shares.  There were two dimes left, we gave Mollie one, and I took the dime and gave Nancy a nickel. 

We figured that Mollie had really helped us sell the almonds, the customers had all smiled back at Mollie...they just wanted to help this little girl.   ;) ;)

It is sad how times have changed, especially the problem with drugs.  I wouldn't let my young children sell door to door, and I don't buy when a child shows up at my door.  Or, if I do, out of a sense of compassion, I just throw the fruit away.  I mean, police officers are getting poisoned when they touch an object that has fentanyl on it.  And there is so much fentanyl out there.  Here, in the Bay Area, they caught two illegal aliens who were carrying enough fentanyl to kill hundreds of thousands of people.  Our 'wise' DA set bail at $15,000 each...they handed over $1,500 each, and both were let out, and given citations ordering them to appear in August.  Gee, I am SURE that when their case is called, they will stand and walk to the tables with their attorneys.   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)