I just LOVED playing croquet!!!

In HS, I set up a regulation course in our back yard. Usually, I just hit one ball around the rickets...but...sometimes...
MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES CAME OUT...and
I hit ALL six balls around the course...and each ball fought the other!!! I did love it when I placed my left foot on one ball, (Amanda would giggle, and Janice would be angry) , that was up against another, and I swung the mallet, hard. The other ball ended up in the bushes, and I would haul it out, and put it back on the lawn. I spent hours practicing.
Later in life, when I was chaperoning a 4-H Event, the kids nagged me into playing a game. I said that I didn't understand the game, and held the mallet VERY clumsy as I stepped to the first wicket.
I won the game...I had spent most of the time aiming at their balls, so I could send them into the bushes.

But, my green ball hit the end stake...
FIRST!!!!
They didn't invite me to play, again.
