WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
Ummm... Nik... do not be in such a hurry. Think of it this way; A guy starts out in there and comes out in a relatively short period of time, then after several years, he spends the majority of his life trying to get into another.
Consider your current advantages; you have no food bills or utility bills... you pay nothing to travel... you don't have to clean, do dishes, or laundry. Your indoor climate controlled pool is perfect... you don't have to be social... you can fart, belch, and flip people off with no repercussions. You can keep your own hours.
Then suddenly your world turns upside down and you take the waterslide of doom and into the world you come. Right off some strange asshole smacks you. Welcome to the real world.
Then when your senses return to you, every tit you see is a meal menu. Then one shitty day, no more tits. Someone is always trying to stuff some kind of mashed up creamed nasty tasting shit down your throat. You shit all over yourself, get used to soggy drawers, but there is one advantage. At this time you can piss all over people and not get your ass kicked for it.
Time goes by and all of a sudden you are expected to not shit yourself, and if you piss on someone you will likely get popped.
You get dragged away from what you know and thrown into a room with a bunch of other little people that sometimes still shit themselves, piss all over, snot all over, and blow chunks and you are supposed to be ok with all this and not do it yourself.
You will grow and slowly mature until one day something strange is happening and you notice the front of your pants is sticking out and you have something down there. Then as quickly as it came, it is gone.
More time goes by and you discover just what that thing is for, and you begin devoting your time to using it. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
Then you have to pay your own bills, work, clean, do laundry, and in general do all the stuff you once had for free, and you have less time to use that thing as you would like to. Things start to fall into place and you get tits again, get to use that thing, and life is good.
A few more ears go by, and the strangest of things begins to happen. You start shitting and pissing yourself, wearing diapers all over again, you are fed nasty creamed garbage. Again you are thrown into a place with others like yourself that are shitting and pissing themselves, snotting all over and blowing chunks along with an untold number of additional maladies. You don't get to play with tits anymore without getting slapped or drugged and restrained. Getting to put your friend down below into the game again is not likely. You spend the rest of your days dreaming about tits, getting back into that zone you came from, then you die.
Trust me kid... stay where you are as long as you can.
