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Offline familure{TD}

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how will you die
« on: May 27, 2006, 06:52:07 PM »
familure{AD/STR}: At age 50, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

how will you die??
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php


(edits cause the link thingie didnt work :-[)
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 07:19:11 PM »
sollaris: At age 60, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
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Offline Yahira

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Re: how will you die
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2006, 07:43:19 PM »
Yahira: At age 94, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.
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Offline Sidona

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Re: how will you die
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2006, 07:51:25 PM »
Sidona: At age 74, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2006, 07:59:01 PM »
Taryn Iona: At age 59, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Offline Jay

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Re: how will you die
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 08:20:25 PM »
Tegutai: At age 48, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2006, 09:12:48 PM »
chanz: At age 54, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2006, 09:13:00 PM »
Malefic: At age 100, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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Offline Thalia

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Re: how will you die
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 07:00:28 AM »

Heather: At age 51, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Yeah, that sounds about right.  And for delilah:

delilah: At age 52, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Apparently, I'm going to die early, while saving the planet and eating sugar.  Hey, at least I know Spanish!
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 07:38:41 AM »
Charlotte: At age 47, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

talena: At age 94, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.



Huh.  Well, according to this then I should already be dead but talena will live a ripe old age.  Hmmm.
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 10:49:59 AM »
At age 94, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
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Re: how will you die
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 10:53:22 AM »
*HOWLING*

well, Ubar does say woobies sleeps through everything...


"At age 74, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks."
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