Borrowed From An Old Friend-
Six Degrees of a Free Woman
FIRST DEGREE
A Free Companioned couple was asleep when a muffled yell came from under the bed at 2 in the morning. The Free Woman , sat up, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 passangs from here!" and went back to sleep. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
Two Free Women are walking down a street in Vonda. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Free Woman says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Free Woman hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE
A Free Woman suspects her Companion of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a crossbow. She goes to his cylinder unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redheaded Free Woman. Well, the Companion, she is really angry. She opens her cloak to take out the crossbow, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The Free Man, her Companion yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The Free Woman replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
A Free Woman was bragging about her knowledge of large Gorean Cities. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Turia?" The blonde replies, "Oh that’s easy: ‘T’..."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Free Woman ask her physician when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from a shopping trip at the Sardar Fair, a Free Woman was shocked to find her cylinder ransacked and burglarized. She called the guards at once and reported the crime. The guards sent out messengers to broadcast it all over the city, and a sleen unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the sleen handler approached the house with his sleen on a leash, the Free Woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the guard and his sleen, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the guards for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND guardsman!”