Another Borrowed from an old friend-
The Seven Jarls
The seven Jarls of Torvald go to the High Initiate in Ar, and because they are "the seven Jarls of Torvald," they get ushered in to see the High Initiate. Sven leads the pack. “Sven my son," says the Initiate, "what can I do for you?" Sven asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Ar?"
The Initiate wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Sven, there are no dwarf nuns in Ar."
In the background a few of the Jarls begin giggling. Sven turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Sven turns back to face the Initiate. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Central Gor?"
The High Initiate, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Sven, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Central Gor."
This time all the other Jarls burst into laughter. Once again, Sven turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.
Sven turns back to the High Initiate and says, "Initiate, are there ANY dwarf nuns in all of Gor?"
The Initiate answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other Jarls collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting;
"Sven screwed a penguin!" "Sven screwed a penguin!"
