What's Happening!! - 6/25/06
Lindsay Davis - New York Times
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This Week's Gossip
Once again I stayed at Diego's mansion last Saturday night. We had breakfast in bed and then watched the US Open golf tournament on his big screen TV. I swear on that new High Density TV if you watched porn you'd see things never seen before. I mean every wart or freckle showed on those golfers. Yes, there are pluses and minuses there, for sure!
I rooted for sexy Phil Mickelson all day while Diego rooted for Colin Montgomery. We wound up tied in second place as they both double bogeyed the 18th hole to lose to Australian Geoff Ogilvy. Phil still says hitting the driver was the correct decision on that hole to reach the corner, but trying that desperate 3 iron out of the woods was not. The sad news was since neither Diego or I won our wager, we had to flip a coin to see who got to select our afternoon entertainment.
I understand that Rachel did run on Sunday morning with Tiffany and Audrey where she learned a little bit more about Felix Rogers and Phil Montzuma. Felix wanted Tiff to move out on Long Island with him, but she declined. She knows damn well Diego wouldn't be pleased with that relationship. Audrey says she likes Phil, but fears he might be wanting a more serious relationship then she's ready to commit to. I have to wonder exactly what's in those guy's minds.
I sat in the back row of Judge Helen Gamble's courtroom as Tiki Boyd pleaded guilty to the murder of infamous call girl madam, Blanche Barrow. It was a plea bargain arrangement between Nelle Porter and Tara Wilson where they reduced the charge to 2nd degree murder and fifteen years in prison. It really doesn't matter because after violating his Federal Witness Protection Program rules by disappearing, the Federal judge gave Boyd a life sentence for the procurement and sale of drugs.
I stepped in as Miranda in Rachel's Wednesday night Sex and the City play in place of The Bitch. It was a lot of fun wearing that red wig and a pillow so I'd look pregnant. I'll bet a few of my late night partners might have gulped a bit if they recognized me in all that make up.
Saturday night I sat at the bar as that new female bartender, Mia Moore, served all those college students pitchers of beer and pizza. They sure were having a good time dancing to a pretty smooth rock band. Amy Bilson, Tiffany Farina, Janette Friday, Rachel Adams, Barry Watters, Jesse Miller and Richard Stewart were all there and Richard and Jesse shared the tab.
Tony Terriali showed up long enough to down his normal Jack Daniels Black at the bar with me, where I advised him that Mila would be taking over the role of manager at Big Apple Escorts. I think he was pleasantly surprised because I think he likes Mila and the promotion will sort of take her off the streets.
I went home alone for a change, played with some stranger in my favorite internet chat room for a couple hours, then faxed in my weekly column.
Entertainment
This Wednesday night, June 28th at 10:00 pm ET, the Off-Broadway Creative Arts Theatre will be offering Rachel Tatellio's version of Friends - Chicken Pox. It should be fun and I will be sitting in my center seat in the back row watching to see who might show up and who sits with whom.
