Berat, have Yyou seen this lost bosk?

[cat{MTC}]

she looks at all.. see lips move but heck she can't hear a word.. just the strage sound of  what sound  a wolf that is been starangled she hear..  eyes looks all confused about the camp..
one hand to her right ear.. what?? the Ubar lost His hat?.. what?
the bosk  have for FC a FW?..  eyes rolling  she feels dizzzy.. can't ear a thing.. what is it this  screams? ..ohhh crying.. cat can't hear a thing.. rush to hide till the whistel in her ears stop..

[just me]

after hearing of the recent activity through the herd, some have also lost their coats and are startled by what they hear, namely the signing voice of the unknown FW

could this be Gors equivalent to mad cow disease???

 

[kadi{MTC}]

             BREAKING NEWS....................................

Is there a Phantom bosk clipper doing the rounds of the herd...........please keep Y/your eyes open for this phantom clipper.............reward offered for the capture of said offender............


                                                  Tuchuk newshound

[Yahira]

Just in from Nosey Gossips Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has been reported by a most reliable source that several drunken FM were seen around Berat's pen just before the unfortunate escape.  The source, a FW who resembles a bosk so closely that she is rarely noticed among the herd, stated that one of the alleged drunks resembled a high ranking FM! 

Could some of our FM have Kassarian roots?  Could Berat have been left overly arroused by some unnamed druken FM who were seen in the area of his pen just before his escape?  Could this disaster lead to a new hybrid of bosk called the Tuckukian Hairless Bosk??  Will Berat need psychological help to recover if he is found??

Stay tuned for breaking rumors..  NEWS..   

[kadi{MTC}]

                   BREAKING NEWS......................BREAKING NEWS.................


The Tuchuk Police Force have stated that if and when Berat returns there will be an I.D prade of All high Ranking FM to see if Berat can reconise Them................For this I.D Prade All High Ranking FM are to be buck nakid..................all slaves wishing to peek will be forwarned to date, time and where abouts the I.D Prade will take place..............

please keep eyes on news reports for more updates


                                           Tuchuk newshound

[Yahira]

Just in from Nosey Gossips Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In an interesting turn of events, some of the more homely females of the herd have taken it upon themselves to join in on the search!  The creativity and desperation of these momma-bosks-in-waiting has reached epic proportions! 

As you lay in your furs to sleep tonight, with your slave curled up at your side for warmth, listen closely!  In the distance of the night, you will hear their plight!  "Ugly bosks need lovin' too, Berat!"

[just me]

seeing all the mad heffers Berat turns tail and runs as fast as his wobbly lil legs will carry him, before long, he is over come by the homely females. the sounds of whaling bosk echos back in to camp, the sound even worse then the singing FW-

[Yahira]

as Berat lay upon the plains, spent, homely females reveled in the glorious afterglow.. 



the herd was not looking any better..  the aftermath of the events was becoming more evident by the ihn.. 

Will the bosk ever be the same?  Will future offspring look like bosk or.....??

[kadi{MTC}]

         STOP THE PRESSES...............NEWS NOW COMING IN................

Berat has gone into hiding..............He has wore Himself out serving the female bosk of the herd.............looking at the timing of serving .............all the female bosk will be dropping calfs around migration...........looks like Masters are going to be very very very busy E.G




                                               Tuchuk newshound

[just me]

as Berat takes to hiding to recoperate, Sayton and Hammer, Master Ubars two faithful Kailla, decide,they are finished being on the sidelines and begin to make plans of their own

[kadi{MTC}]

                                      WARNING


please could All the Free keep a eye on Their animals...........with all the randyness going on...........started by FM..........a singing FW...............and a pair of red bloomers...........it has been noted that the other animals have started to feel left out and that includes the two legged animals.........this reporter thinks that very soon the camp is going to be over run with babies.......



                                     Tuchuk newshound

[Yahira]

We now interrupt your regularly scheduled reading for breaking bullshit..  NEWS!!
We believe that we have received a message from a VERY bad looking Berat.  The authenticity of trhis message is still being verified by a hairly legged, red bloomer wearing FW, whom an unnamed source has accused of having a crush on our very own Berat.

Again, we emphasize that the authenticity of this message has not been verified!  Could this discolored, confused beast be our very own Berat??   

http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

[kadi{MTC}]

                    NEWS JUST IN


The Love bug is hitting the Free as well now, by all accounts a Certain Scarrer and a Certain Saddle Maker have been making goggle eyes at each other...............watch this space for more news...........



                                     Tuchuk newshound

[kadi{MTC}]

                         NEWS JUST IN.......................



Who is the strange bosk that wants to get Mistress Muse Drunk..............



(01:47:10 ) the Drakenstine Bosk : mooooooo
(01:48:07 ) the Drakenstine Bosk : ~moves in top view of the campfires~
(01:49:06 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to ALL: Mooooo`stagering half drunken bosklike~
(01:50:58 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to LadyMuse ~First Healer~ : moooooves up to your pourch~mooo
(01:52:25 ) the Drakenstine Bosk is at the main fire and says to LadyMuse ~First Healer~ : ~places the silver flask in your lap and mooooos~




we will keep you informed on news from this and other things happening in Tuchuk



                                       Tuchuk newshound

[kadi{MTC}]

                         NEWS JUST IN.............

The certain Scarrer pushed The certain Saddlemaker over this morning so looks like no more google eyes there.............is this the end of the fight or will the Saddlemaker get Her Own back.............watch this space



                                  Tuchuk newshound