*hands woobie a sand bucket and shovel, a beach umbrella, a silly straw and mixers, lots of booze, big pink flamingo sunglasses, lawnchair, and a cooler.*
*hands lure beach blankets, lawn chair, ice, case of rum, yellow butterfly sunglasses, tiny umbrellas for drinks, mp3 player, zinc oxide, and suntan lotion for those wonderful long legs.*
*ships them both a couple of Troy Polamalu lookalikes to serve wearing only long hair, smiles, and butt floss... a hundred one dollar bills each to place in the buttfloss... has Johnny Depp shipped in shackles to give pedicure and manucure treatments... Eric Schweig with oils and lotions for special massages... a VISA Card with a credit limit of $10,000.00.... and $5,000.00 in cash.*
Merry Christmas!!!
Be back in camp January 1st 2007.
*plunks the real Troy Polamalu under my Christmas tree wth a big red bow tied around his head for woobie*
*forwards Johnny Depp to lure's for her pleasure when he finishes his dties in the sands.*