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Offline Huntress

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And God Said....
« on: January 06, 2007, 07:53:51 PM »
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam
said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down
into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river.
Adam said, "What's a river?"   
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the
hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said,
"In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as
well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the
hill, into the cave, and finds the woman
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said....
"What's a headache?"



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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 08:38:26 PM »
~howls in laughter~ oh yeah... that's definitely my excuse at times... ~ducks and runnnnns~

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 02:40:10 AM »
That excuse never works with me.

I just inform the female something along the lines of;

 "no problem. I'll use your lower half first"
"then put a pillow between your head and the wall"
"Good, this will take your mind off it".

And if all else fails...

"Go get some fresh air sweetie........and keep on going"


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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 07:32:40 AM »
I thought everyone one knew that sex will get rid of the headache........ taps finger on chin
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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 09:36:14 AM »
nah.. Mistress Shy.. sometimes you have to get a divorce to get rid of one.. LOL
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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 09:44:54 AM »
woobie... bed... now.

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2007, 09:50:47 AM »
woobie... ya right..... that is true at times... but hey they both are good remedys
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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2007, 09:55:03 AM »
a collar cures headaches too.


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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2007, 12:35:35 PM »
But Master, I have a headache... ~devious look~

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2007, 12:58:52 PM »
Divorce cures big giant headaches..but makes ten little tiny one's as a result...but the best thing to do is if ya got a headache take enough drugs ya can have the sex and its the sex pushing the drugs through yer system that cures the headache..lol..let the men think they did something good..lol..and as for Rags cure...well..good thing he has permanent fixtures otherwise he'd have a steady walking line of women getting fresh air..lol
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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2007, 03:35:15 PM »
hey...you have a collar deemon....*dangles the leash chanz gave me*

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2007, 04:42:04 PM »
But it doesn't seem to help this HEADACHE, Mistress... ~wicked grin as I eye the leash~

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2007, 03:41:48 PM »
wanders away quickly so that she don't find the other one her Mistress has that matches her sisters .....
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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2007, 03:49:10 PM »
OHHHHH MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTRESS Your duckie went thatta way 

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Re: And God Said....
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2007, 03:49:54 PM »
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ** grows atcha cause she knows you will kick her butt good if she trys anything else.. gigglin**
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