THE MOST VERSATILE ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST VERSATLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ,,,
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most versatile and functional
word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the
shit, and you better duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit (or not) and serve shit on a
shingle.
Some think that they are Hot Shit, while others think
they're full of shit.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than
a pig in shit.
Some days are hotter than shit
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right
shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other
times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's one of
the basic building blocks of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need
to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope
you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to
catch a load of shit from some shit-head......
Well, Shit Happens!!!
