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Offline kadi{MTC}

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« on: May 17, 2007, 01:46:05 AM »
> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
> The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
> 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could
> see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did
> as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while
> Connor was born.
> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
> bottom. Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her
> help and asked the
> wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
> the first place......... smack his ass again.
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Offline Thalia

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Re: kids
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 04:48:14 AM »
-sputters and snorks- omg, that's wonderful!

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Offline ariella {*Arlon*}

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Re: kids
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 06:25:21 AM »
That was fantastic!
"He is Master and i am slave. He is owner and i am owned. He is to be pleased and i am to please. Why is this? Because He is Master and i am slave."

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Offline Jay

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Re: kids
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 11:15:24 AM »
LMTAO! ;D


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