The New Olde MacLaaran Herald

[Praegorn]

This is the new edition of the MacLaaran village's Herald, the occasional paper where all the news that's fit to print will be published....or embellished for entertainment's sake....which ever strikes a better tune with our readers.  Enjoy at your own risk!

Any rebuttals or differences of accountings are welcome to be published in the Opinions section...subject to editorial review of course
    Any objections to the presentation or actual historical accuracy of this fyne service shall be directed to our entertainment director (because obviously, this is for entertainment only!)

-Praegorn
 Proud owner and Editor of
 the village's fynest (and only) newspaper

[Praegorn]

[spiorad]

* making her way thru t'village wondering whit t'odd looks she be getting be about till she stumbles across a copy of t'papers...pale blue eyes blinking..giggles softly whispering* sensually quiet spi?...flips thru tae see whit t'photo's be of.....

[Sir Kyle]

*chuckling as I read the latest issue o' the Herald. Of course, pending sale o' the Iron Lance Inn was the primary column on the first page. I had t' laugh at the references t' Lady Aspen, the previous owner. I liked the picture o' spiorad and that lamb gave Me a little grin, too*

[TimTheEnchanter]

surely spi is a "page 3" girl... (( check your Brit tabloids for the reference ))

[Praegorn]

shoot!   You are right Tim!  t'was what I had meant all along, but botched that one up.  Er....amended it for this initial visual version that is. ~wink~  But ye are right as rain and knew perhaps what I was aiming at.

For a reference, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_Three_girl

To spi..I did turn the words a tad..t'was meant to be quiet before sensual..~chuckling~  but hey!  Nae every day ye can say ye read about yourself in the paper!  ~wonders if everyone paid their two pence before reading~ *LOL*

[Praegorn]

[~lava~]

*smiling all the way to the village this morning…the happenings in the Great Hall last night still fresh in my mind…i open up the shoppe door, pick up the rolled parchment that was left in the handle last night and read over the special edition … grinning and looking forward to the morning edition, i hum a well known tune softly as i start the coffee*

dum dum da dum….dum dum da dum….dum dum da dum dum  da dum dum da dummmmmmmm……

[Praegorn]

[~lava~]

*runs through the castle, a crumpled piece of parchment in one hand, screaming "SOMEONE STOLE PAGE TWO!! WHERE IS PAGE TWO???"

[TimTheEnchanter]

Forget page 2... we want to see the Page 3 Girl... ummm... I mean... shoot

[Sir Tristram]

think page two will cost an additional 2 pence...*L*







sorry Prae, just had to put M'two pence in....*laff's*..

[Praegorn]

~laughing at the responses~  guidness....ye'd think there would at least be responses to the stories!!

[Lord Gray]

Thinks the word "stories"...fits..*L*

[Allure]

~Grin~ Tris need do a back end check. ~Look around for 2 page can't find and pout ~