The New Olde MacLaaran Herald

[Praegorn]

Uuuuuuuuuuuum...

Thank ye zandra....Lady Allure..for yur appreciation of the Herald.  But I'll nae be discounting ye on subscription rates I'll have ye know. ~chuckles~

And M'lady Serenitee....soon m'dear, we'll be running a whole other type of business I hope. ~winks mischieviously~

[zandra]

no discount? hmmmmm i may have to speak with Your Lady about how to bribe You *giggles*

[Serenitee]

~softly chuckling~...I can tell ye quite a few things about M'lord Praegorn zandra...perhaps ye should think of how ye can bribe me...~winking ostentatiously~

[zandra]

hmmmmm do personal maids have to be Free and/or Noble?

i am SO in.... *evil grin* let's negotiate!

[Lord Gray]

Fine business and Prae in the same sentence?....Now..THAT is amusing...

zan....why Prae tell wid ya have them worrying bout me?....*L*

[zandra]

like i said... Men such as Tris, who has to chase W/women away all the time (voluntary or not) could not possibly have the time or energy to do a proper back end check. and i am only assuming that a back end check includes a good swat or two... in which i think You would be better at... and so One who is not accustomed to getting her backside swatted would have to watch out for You *S*

[Sir Kyle]

*makes plans to give lava a "back end check' as soon as possible*

[Praegorn]

what the devil is all this talk about back end checks doing on a thread regarding that fine newspaper, the MacLaaran Herald?  Geez, let's not sully it's reputation okay? ~lmbo~

Lord Gray....funny man ye are!   But surely ye do nae doubt the word of Lady Allure or zandra would ye?  At least they subscribe where ye no doubt look to filch it from an unsuspecting and honest citizen (yeah, yeah, I know....when did MacLaaran ever have one of those?)  I shouldn't doubt! ~snorts~

~chuckling at Serenitee and zandra and the talk of negotiations and bribes and thinks to nae DARE to put himself in the midst of that~  Even though zandra...there probably is a way to bribe me. ~laughs~ 

And as for ye, Serenitee, m'love....be gentle.  What ye do nae know about me can be written on a stamp, for ye know me so very well
that ye are in a tremendous position for negotation for sure.....some of which we'll have to do ourselves..such as where....afterwards?  And for how long?  And how many times? ~wink~

[zandra]

Even though zandra...there probably is a way to bribe me.

if there is a way to bribe You, i will hmmm extra chores? personal maid duty for Your Lady? volunteering to be hog-tied in the middle of a circle of MacLaaran Castle Guards?

[Praegorn]

now I'm nae sure about that last offer....seems to be the guards are the ones to benefit and ye'd be bribing them really...nae that they'd care. ~laughs~...

[zandra]

ok... You got me on that one... but hey... You gotta give me at least a B+ for effort

[Serenitee]

~chuckling~...Ohhhh zandra, personal maid duty....~wickedly thinking~  I could certainly use an extra hand...or two. Come, let's have a talk....~chuckling~...Prae has this one weakness you see.....he really enjoys it when his......~her voice trailing to a whisper~

[Lord Gray]

*chuckling*...I wid subscribe Prae of course...but it seems I dun have a need to use the paper to start any fires right now..*L*....

zanna......*L*....Ye do have a way wie words...*chuckling*

[Eiluna]

The MacLaaren Herald may be a fine business, but methinks its editor has been laying down on the job... there has not been a new issue since October 2nd!  Ye call that news??

And zan... I dun think ye have to worry about Gray... He is much too busy to do any *coughothercough*  back end checks these days... *smiling sweetly to him*  Am I right, Darlin? 

[Lord Gray]

But.....but......but.......*grins*...I do 'ave a lil time on ma hands....Don't I?....*W*