Too gor or not to gor

[dilshad{property of Tira}]

i was wondering.. how do You know when You have spent too much time on gor ?

when  you call the UPS guy ,"Master" ?

 when You're hungry in a reserrant and place Your order and say "harta"!

...or is it when You are  at a friends  place.. and they ask what You'd like to drink.. and You say,
"Blackwine, first slave"

[kelsey]

or when someone is not doing what you want and you say:

"now look here thrall........"

[dilshad{property of Tira}]

ILMAO !!. Mistress

[Kitya]

I can sooooo see you doing that too Kels!!!

[RAGNAR]

When I glare at a female who has just pissed me off... and inform her....

You need collared and whipped. Learn your place. You are dismissed.

And then when they open their hole and begin to flap their guns again, I tend to lean very close and speak only loud enough for the female to hear me....

I said you were dismissed. Rest assured I have no problem placing you at my feet where you belong. Please... try me.

And it is about this time they turn very pale... the fear is obvious in their eyes... or in those special cases... I can see in the female's eyes a certain spark of appeal. *G* Oh yeah... another feels her belly for the first time. 


Gawds I love my work. *S*

[Shylina Marie]

or when you walk into work...... and someone has passed gas while clocking in.... and you stand there and go ...... OH MY GOD......... WHO LET RAGNAR IN HERE? rather loudly...... and then your supervisor looks at you like what the hell got into you..... and you just walk on with a smirk on your face

[gia {MTC}]

I've known of Gor for barely two monthes, and I'm already thinking and speaking with capitals.

When I'm talking to someone in a higher position than myself, I'll place an emphasis on the word You so it sounds like the Y is an upper case letter.  Or even if I'm thinking about the person, I'll do the same thing and think of them as a "You" instead of the usual overall "you".  I might start worrying if I inadvertantly use the third person when talking, though.

[nizhoni{Din'Shular}]

You know you've been around Gor way too long when you're holding a conversation with someone, you get interrupted or insulted and you blatantly tell them "My codes permit me to kill you"...

[flame{NS}]

I look around then ask to speak Freely and sees my family memebers run in all directions to get away....

[kelsey]

why Kit...whatever do you mean...I am just the sweetest thing...*bats eyelashes*

[Shadow duck]

or when you have to create a thesis for college and seem to only find the lowercase letters appearing while you type... even growled at a fellow female student today an said to her.. do you need to be caged girl??? (( trainer privelge.. grins))

[Kitya]

Kels, tell that to someone who hasn't met ya in rt... *grin*

[Huntress]

When you make the mistake of ordering vulo instead of saying chicken. * eesh*...

Or when Your sitting in an airport, reading the Gorean Message Board and the guy next to You says....  she sleen...then He has a scary chuckle and ya all of the sudden wish like hell you had a panther spear. *L*...Instead You just close Your laptop, get up, lift Your chin a wee bit, and say Be Well... And make a graceful striding exit....  * shakes head, remembering that day not to long ago*

[Karanis]

I cant COUNT how many times I've said "Tal".....

and I too have fallen victim to the "you stupid ass thrall" *eeps*

and Rags, if You had told Me that line.........woooohooooo......neither of the looks You mentioned would have been the one You saw LOL.........I think I proved that two years ago LOL *MWAH*

or pinging off an email using the lower case and upper case, oh yeah, been there done that too......

or like with My halloween costume this year...........people were a little frightened when I wore a real whip at My side, and was a Pirate/Warrior/KissAss Female type Chick.........and knew how to use it......multi braids and all........the only thing missing was the blades on the end LOL...........or that I wore a real sword over My shoulder *innocent multi blinks*

or knowing the power of "the Kar look"........and giving it real time.........THAT was funny......scared a 6'2" big guy......I'm so damn proud of Myself sometimes LOL

or wondering if the next customer is a gorean ......

looking at everyone's tattoos to see if I might see a "brand" or a tuchuk horn symbol......and squinting a bit at some people's jewelry to see if they might symbolize something from gor...


so yeah, in essence.........live eat and breathe it no matter how often I take these wholly cow I dont have enough time to breathe breaks!

much love and talk to you guys soon!
Kar/Gretchen

[RAGNAR]

I cant COUNT how many times I've said "Tal".....

and I too have fallen victim to the "you stupid ass thrall" *eeps*

and Rags, if You had told Me that line.........woooohooooo......neither of the looks You mentioned would have been the one You saw LOL.........I think I proved that two years ago LOL *MWAH*

or pinging off an email using the lower case and upper case, oh yeah, been there done that too......

or like with My halloween costume this year...........people were a little frightened when I wore a real whip at My side, and was a Pirate/Warrior/KissAss Female type Chick.........and knew how to use it......multi braids and all........the only thing missing was the blades on the end LOL...........or that I wore a real sword over My shoulder *innocent multi blinks*

or knowing the power of "the Kar look"........and giving it real time.........THAT was funny......scared a 6'2" big guy......I'm so damn proud of Myself sometimes LOL

or wondering if the next customer is a gorean ......

looking at everyone's tattoos to see if I might see a "brand" or a tuchuk horn symbol......and squinting a bit at some people's jewelry to see if they might symbolize something from gor...


so yeah, in essence.........live eat and breathe it no matter how often I take these wholly cow I dont have enough time to breathe breaks!

much love and talk to you guys soon!
Kar/Gretchen

*Wants pics*