Apples and Grapes
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.
Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
Is that Lilac or WHAT?? *HOWLING*
