What's Happening!! - 6/1/08
Lindsay Davis - New York Times
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This Week's Gossip
Manhattan. For millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today that hope is still alive. It's called the first date. Last week Barbara Barton had her first date with Mitch Saylor, one of many first dates for her in the last few months, by the way. Since Barb showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Mitch again, we can safely assume she's enjoying Mitch.
As usual, Diego was already gone when I woke up last Sunday morning, so I slipped in my sweats and joined Mary McGrath for a morning run in Central Park. Rachel Tatellio was already gone, bound for Munich where her current lover, Jon Bon Jovi, was appearing on Monday.
Information recently received from my paparazzi source tells me that Barbara Barton is also still enjoying Cody Boyd's talents also. No there is a "woman about town" who's enjoying being single again.
Yvette, our aspiring French actress, has been seen around town with boyfriend, Jason Todd Body, but her agent, Richard Sawyer, is also sniffing around from what I've seen and heard. Who will win in this mental game playing contest? Will Frenchie submit to Richards charming wiles? Or will Pilot Boy win out in the end?
On Thursday Vanessa Philips' body was found in an empty warehouse over near the Brooklyn Heights docks. Vanessa was one of two Big Apple Escort ladies missing in action. Denise Jacobs still hasn't been found, but her purse was found at the scene of the cruel murder. Is this the work of that same man that hung the body of Judy Jason up on a Central Park tree last April? The police aren't saying yet, but my insider information says the same message was carved in her chest was, "The Serpent wasn't the devil in the garden, Eve was!" I think we may just be dealing with a serial killer here that doesn't like prostitutes.
Late Saturday night my paparazzi fed me information that says the Fancy Vivid Blue diamond may have been stolen!! Lt. Joe Friday of the NYPD Robbery/ Homicide division was seen hurrying into the Metropolitan Museum of Art shortly after midnight. Why else might he be there? Charlotte York wasn't taking phone calls.
I stayed home alone finishing up this column last night, then adjourned to my favorite internet chat room, the Pleasure Palace. It's a nice place to have some fun without waking up with a stranger in your bed.
Entertainment
This Tuesday night, June 3rd at 10:00 pm ET, the Off-Broadway Creative Arts Theatre will be offering Rachel Tatellio's version of Will & Grace - Das Boob. I'll be there in case she needs me to cover a role.
