I do not. Farts are natural biological functions.
I just happen to have extremely unnatural smelling functions. 
you ain't been around me after I had a whole can of baked beans by myself then. *chuckling*
I got you beat hands down.
Fried eggs with ketchup sandwiched between cheesy garlic bread, canned microwave Hormel chili, and a beer to wash it down and trigger the fermentation process. Blatz beer worked best. Just don't force a fart. With Blatz you can never really be certain it is just gas.