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false or what
« on: October 19, 2008, 03:14:36 PM »
i got this email and its worrying me

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: www.fbi.gov
DATE: 14/10/2008
ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE FBI FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT., IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA DISTRICT HAS  RELEASED 10,500,000.00 U.S DOLLARS INTO BANK OF AMERICA IN YOUR NAME AS THE   BENEFICIARY,BY INHERITANCE MEANS.
 
THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH FACILITIES TO EFFECT THIS PAYMENT FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM TO YOUR   ACCOUNT, USED WHAT WE KNOW AS A SECRET DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT PAYMENT S.T.D.P TO PAY THIS  FUND THROUGH WIRE TRANSFER,THEY USED THIS
MEANS TO COMPLETE THE PAYMENT.
 
THEY ARE STILL, WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION FROM YOU ON THE ALREADY TRANSFERRED FUNDS WHICH WAS MADE IN DIRECT TRANSFER SO THAT THEY CAN DO FINAL CREDITING TO YOUR ACCOUNT. SECRET DIPLOMATIC PAYMENTS ARE NOT MADE UNLESS THE FUNDS  ARE RELATED TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES WHY MUST YOUR PAYMENT BE MADE IN  SECRET TRANSFER , IF YOUR TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE,IF YOU ARE NOT A  TERRORIST, THEN WHY DID YOU NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,THIS IS A PURE CODED ,MEANS OF PAYMENT? RECORDS WHICH WE HAVE HAD WITH THIS METHOD OF PAYMENT IN THE PAST HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELATED TO TERRORIST ACTS, WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET INTO  TROUBLE AS SOON AS THESE FUNDS REFLECT IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN THE U.S.A, SO IT IS  OUR DUTY AS A WORD WIDE COMMISSION TO CORRECT THIS LITTLE PROBLEM BEFORE THIS  FUND WILL BE CREDITED INTO YOUR PERSONAL
ACCOUNT.
 
DUE TO THE INCREASED DIFFICULTY AND UNNECESSARY SCRUTINY BY THE AMERICAN AUTHORITIES WHEN FUNDS COME FROM OUTSIDE OF EUROPE, AND THE MIDDLE  EAST, THE F.B.I  BANK COMMISSION FOR EUROPE HAS STOPPED THE TRANSFER ON ITS WAY TO DELIVER PAYMENT OF $10,500,000.00 TO DEBIT YOUR RESERVE ACCOUNT AND PAY YOU THROUGH A SECURED DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT ACCOUNT (S.D.T.A). WE GOVERN AND  OVERSEES FUNDS TRANSFER FOR THE WORLD BANK AND THE REST OF THE WORLD.
WE  ADVICE YOU CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY,AS THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN STOPPED AND ARE BEING HELD IN OUR CUSTODY ,UNTIL YOU CAN BE ABLE TO PROVIDE US WITH  A DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER(DIST) WITHING 3 DAYS FROM THE  WORLD LOCAL BANK THAT AUTHORIZE THE TRANSFER FROM WHERE THE FUNDS WAS TRANSFERRED  FROM TO CERTIFY THAT THE FUNDS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM NIGERIA ARE ANTITERRORIST/DRUG FREE OR WE SHALL HAVE CAUSE TO CROSS AND IMPOUND THE PAYMENT,WE SHALL RELEASE THE FUNDS IMMEEDIATELY WE RECEIVE THIS LEGAL DOCUMENTS .
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We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the Proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful Person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve,we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive.  Be informed that the fund are now in United State in your name , but right now we have ask  the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them , unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and verifications from you before releasing the funds.
 
So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don?t have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.
 
This Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you dont? have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom U.K, because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by H.S.B.C Bank in London.
 
An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some
instances, federal employment,naturalization, or military service.
THESE CONDITION IS VALID UNTIL 20TH OF OCT 2008 AFTER WE SHALL TAKE ACTIONS ON CANCELLING THE PAYMENT AND THEN CHARGE YOU FOR ILLEGALLY MOVING FUNDS OUT OF NIGERIA .
GURANTEE: FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED ON CONFIRMATION OF THE DOCUMENT.
 
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FINAL INSTRUCTION:
60F          CREDIT PAYMENT INSTRUCTION: IRREVOCABLE CREDIT GUARANTEE
61E          BENEFICIARY HAS FULL POWER WHEN VALIDATION IS CLEARED
62            BENNEFICIARIES BANK IN   U.S.A., CAN ONLY RELEASE FUNDS-
62            UPON CONFIRMATION FROM THE WORLD BANK/UNITED NATIONS.
64            BEARERS MUST CLEAR BANK PROTOCOL AND VALIDATION REQUEST
 
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  NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety,welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights.. If you fail to provide the
Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.
 
The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services(CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A.
An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country  or receive funds from  another country (i.e.,Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer,
letter of good conduct, criminal history background, etc.)
                                   FBI Director
                               Robert S. Mueller, III
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Re: false or what
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 03:17:15 PM »
then i got this

SUBJECT: STATUTORY ANOMALIES ON YOUR FUND TRANSFER.FROM: DIPLOMAT HIETER HAENSGEN Your Unclaimed Fund, Firstly, I wish to introduce myself as a sympathizer of your situation.We are the Comptroller of Fund Movement Terminal and Director of Statutory Department of Inter Banks Credit Commission. My Department is affilliated to FSA, UN, WORLD BANK, W.A.F. Our Liaison Desk is situated at the West African Terminal 122 of Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc and in Asia at the RESERVE BANK OF AUSTRALIA ,European Terminal at the DUTCH AUCTION SYSTEM with head office in the New York City attached to the Chase Manhattan Bank, New York, which oversees and inspects the fund movement pre-inspection for Central Bank Of Nigeria and other related ECOWAS member states. Me and my colleagues MR. STEVEN FLOYD THOMASSON from Northlake, Illinois USA. He is in charge of the West African Terminal. My name is MR. HORST HIETER HAENSGEN from Queensland, Australia. In view of my position as introduced and explained above, I have this priviledged information for you out of sympathy to save your fund from a big problem, which will ruin your fund payment at your bank by the USA monitoring agents. THE BACKGROUND OF THIS REASONS It may interest you to know that fund transfer irregularities and misconduct of huge sums of money out of Nigeria during the Military administration of the late General Sani Abacha has created suspicions on any movement of large amount, which is to be routed through Nigeria. For this reason, the new House of Government under the leadership of Senator David MARK (New Senate President) has formed a committee on Finance/Economic matters. This Committee was mandated to deliberate on all fund movement above $5,000,000.00 USD and also to recover all suspected funds.Consequently, our organization has been mandated to assist to monitor all fund movement out of Nigeria.Since our establishment, the sum of $18 billion dollars has so far been recovered. We execute the pre-investigative formalities and all statutory requirements around the world. The purpose is to monitor, pre-inspect,recommend or defer your fund movement or seizure of the fund at your bank or on transit or cable. Fortunately, our Terminal in New York has been monitoring the routing of your fund for seizure. I became sympathetic to you for such attempt to carry on. Hence, I decided to contact you privately in order to advice you, which will enable you, receive the fund successfully without any seizure or threat on the fund. Therefore, this letter is highly confidential and top secret. For this reason, you must not inform anybody about this letter or my contact with you. You must keep my relationship with you to be topped secret and highly confidential. If you can follow my advice and guidance, I will inform you the only way out for the dispatch of your fund peacefully without any seizure by either your bank or the US Monitoring Agencies to know. But if you ignore my advice, your fund movement by bank transfer will surely hit a brick wall and you will keep spending money and time with energy and without any success until you forfeit the whole amount, which will be deferred at that time for a seizure when the Monitoring Unit will adopt the motion for seizure. The September 11th 2001 bombing of the WTC in USA has compelled a strict monitoring and checks on all huge sums of money around the globe.For this reason, the security Network in USA has requested us here in Nigeria to investigate your fund, which has been routed for transfer according to the following: 1. The real source of your fund. 2. Your funds background on Foreign Bills of entries. In pursuit of that, I discovered so many anomalies, which may create the security network for seizure of your fund. And your bank may start asking, which may even put the bank into a big problem for suspicions by the USA Security Network as a bank that keeps Terrorist fund.I am writing this letter out of sympathy and I am willing to assist you and avoid any danger to the successful conclusion. In order for me to help you, the following are my conditions: 1.You must keep my relationship with you highly secret/confidential. 2.You must not expose all the above information to anybody. 3.You must be willing to act fast on any information, directives and advice from me. But if you expose this information, I will be compelled to do the right report and in that case, you will blame yourself. The method for you to receive this fund is by cash at your doorstep, which I and MR.STEVEN FLOYD THOMASSON will deliver to you at your address. Further details on this arrangement will be furnished to you as soon as I have received your comments to carry on. By then, I will be in a good position to explain to you more on how to carry out the mission. As soon as I receive your response, First i will scan and send you my united nations diplomatic passport and I will give you more on the way of such arrangements and I will also inform you our percentage that you will be required to give us as soon as we have handed over the fund to you at your address. Therefore, further details will be furnished to you and my identity will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your reply. Yours Sincerely, Mr. Horst Hieter Haensgen
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Re: false or what
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 03:25:02 PM »

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Re: false or what
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 04:20:25 PM »
the FBI would never contact you by e-mail...never give out your personal information.

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Re: false or what
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 04:23:52 PM »
yeah its crap... if you ever email back they will ask for your bank account number so that they can "deposit" the money...

I get like two or three of these a week... also...

why would they give you a link to the American FBI? youre on a whole other continent!

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Re: false or what
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 04:38:08 PM »
LOL

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Re: false or what
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 07:46:07 PM »
What I normally do is reply back to them something like this.

"Hi!  I was just wondering why you guys are yelling, why you can't spell, and if the funds were released into a reserve account in my name as an inheritance then by law, you still can't touch me, contact me or harass me.  As the FBI, there is no legal interception of funds conduted by transfer that you are entitled to do, which of course if you were really the FBI you would know know that.  Now, here is what I know.

You are a scam.

You are scum.

You are a fucktard.

So, go suck off a goat balls deep in a pig.

And if that doesn't work, I've got the proper contact number for you to the FBI and can forward your email to their cyber crimes division. 

Have a great day."

Somewhere along those lines.

Raz

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Re: false or what
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 04:15:35 AM »
chuckles


and Ladies and Gentlemen.. that is the rest of the story!!

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Re: false or what
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 11:41:43 AM »
well i sent what Raz had put and low and behold i got this today lol




FROM:ROBERT MUELLER III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF
INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET The
federal bureau of investigation (FBI) through our
intelligence-monitoring
network has discovered that the transaction that the bank  contacted you
previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally  approved to be
paid via
Central Bank of Nigeria. So, we, the federal bureau of investigation
(FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction
with the United Nations (UN) financial department have  investigated
through our
monitoring network noting that your transaction  with the Central  Bank of
Nigeria legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your
transaction to claim your  fund (two million,five hundred thousand
united states dollars)$2.5million

Because of so much scam going on in Nigeria.We the federal bureau of
investigation dicided to contact the Express Courier Service Company in
Nigeria
for them to give us their proceedures on how to sent this money to you without
any complain.

You are required to opt/ choose one option, which you will be able to pay and
also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel.

Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
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Premium Express (24hrs Delivery) Mailing $200.00 00.00
Insurance $250.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $600.00 00.00
$600(Six Hundred US Dollars Only).

Special Express (2 Days)
Mailing $180.00 00.00
Insurance $150.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $480.00 00.00
$480(Four Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only).

Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $100.00 00.00
Insurance$?150.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $400.00 00.00
$400(Four Hundred US Dollars Only).

You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by
filling
in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming
your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After this
period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the
instruction given to us .So take note.

We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity
with our
record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/
Office address and postal address are certified ok.

DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:
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Receiver's Name :..............................................
Address:...............................................................
Tel/:......................................................................
Delivery Option:...............................................
Delivery Information/ Parcel Description
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Delivery Terms: .............. .......International Delivery
Condition Of Delivery..............Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: ........... XBN103940394-00
Colour of Parcel: ..................... Brown.
Total Weight: .......................... 0.65 kg
Total Net Weight: ................... 1.7kg We are here to protect you
from any
problem.

Looking forward to hear from you BEST REGARDS Robert Mueller
Washington dc, room 7367 J.edgar Hoover FBI building 935 Pennsylvania
avenue, Nw ,Washington, Dc 20535
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Re: false or what
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 01:14:59 PM »
Persistant little devils aren't they.

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Re: false or what
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 03:29:36 PM »
*laughing*

tell them to send it C.O.D... LOL


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Re: false or what
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 05:15:25 PM »
trust me! if it was for you... they would have at least adressed it to you!

they didnt even say your name once!

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Re: false or what
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 08:19:20 PM »
Ooohh...now we are having fun....

"First off, when referring to the FBI in full name, it is capitalized as such:  Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Second, you didn't capitalize it again.
Third, that's Washington D.C., not Washington Dc.
Fourth, your spacing is off.
Fifth you mispelled decided, not dicided.
Sixth, you mispelled procedures, not proceedures
Seventh, you mispelled color, not colour
Eighth, every FBI Agent knows that it is J. Edgar Hoover, not J. edgar Hoover

I have attached the following, perhaps you are familiar with it?

http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

That is the Internet Crime Complaint Center in support with the FBI to report stupid idiotic scams like yours.

http://federalism.typepad.com/crime_federalism/2008/09/fbi-scam-e-mail.html

That is the hovering Nigerian-FBI Scam E-Mail that was posted September 15, 2008 already talking about your assinine scam.

http://www.fraudwatchers.org/forums/showthread.php?t=17805

That is another report posted on August 6 of 2008 as well.

Oh look here is one from April 9th of 2008...

http://419.bittenus.com/8/4/fbiheadquartersinwashington.html

You are getting old and pathetic.

Come strong and more believeable.

You make me sick, you are pathetic and I'm going to put it terms you seem to understand...

I've got two words for you, "Suck my dick."

Yes, that mistake was on purpose for your better understanding.

Have a good day."

Something like that.

Raz

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Re: false or what
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 04:45:37 PM »
taps fingers on the desk waiting for the out come of this..lol

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Re: false or what
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 05:29:42 PM »
Thank god I live in a country that doesn't have a million agencies referred to by acronyms.
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