puts on her white coat adjusts her nameplate.. and smiles as she picks up the red pen... ok now Mr Ubar... tell me your deepest darkest secrects so that we can figure out why you keep gettin into so much trouble in the hospital ... *smiles sweetly*
((soon to be Dr chanz))
Well soon to be Dr chanz, its like this....
1.) In my room it is a Man's world where I am Ubar within range of any throwable objects.
2.) All females will remember #1.
3.) All males will remember #1.
4.) I do NOT take orders, but will listen to suggestions before I make the final decisions regarding my healthcare. Remember #1.
5.) I will NOT be restrained. I will get out of bed as I choose and do as I choose within my room. Remember #1.
6.) I will NOT be disturbed during football games. Remember #1.
7.) When I decide to eat, I will have hot foods hot and cold foods cold. Remember #1.
8.) When in a position of just not having the strength or desire to eat, pleasing sounds such as "choo choo" and "airplane" sounds may be used to entice me to dine. Just remember #1.
9.) NO UGLY NURSES ALLOWED!!! It is bad for my morale. Remember #1.
10.) "Get Well" ballons are always welcome and are good for my morale. They help temper #1.
11.) When woobie is visiting and my door is closed, do not disturb. Remember #1.
12.) NO CATHETERS!!! Remember #1.
13.) Dr's who ask silly questions more than once irritate me. Remember #1.
14.) When the window blinds are down, the lights are off, the TV is off, and the room is totally dark and quiet, and my door is closed, I wish solitude. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Do not doubt #1 is in full affect.
15.) Whenever in doubt, remember #1.
