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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2550 on: July 12, 2020, 09:56:19 AM »
Sounds like me. Glad to see someone will carry on the tradition.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2551 on: July 13, 2020, 08:38:59 AM »
the teacher asked timmy what is 5 plus 5 timmy says 11 the teacher says get your hands out of your pocket and stop counting on your fingers.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2552 on: July 13, 2020, 10:28:49 AM »
*Facepalms*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2553 on: July 14, 2020, 08:44:34 AM »
timmy is walking home from the store with a bag containing a loaf of bread in one hand and his other hand in his pocket. the pastor sees him with the loaf of bread and says I see you have the staff of life in one hand what do you have in the other timmy says a loaf of bread.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2554 on: July 14, 2020, 12:50:27 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2555 on: July 15, 2020, 02:09:24 AM »
#BadJoke12

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2556 on: July 15, 2020, 02:11:45 AM »
#BadJoke13

Q: What did the turkey say to the farmer?
A: "Why is there nothing on my calendar after November?"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2557 on: July 15, 2020, 06:50:31 AM »
Rick...

At times, these are so bad you have to laugh to avoid crying. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2558 on: July 15, 2020, 07:41:02 AM »
Quote from: RAGNAR on July 15, 2020, 06:50:31 AM
Rick...

At times, these are so bad you have to laugh to avoid crying. LOL

At least I am warning you that they are bad jokes!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2559 on: July 15, 2020, 10:00:43 AM »
timmy's grand father is showing signs of alzheimers (cue sad music, cut music). timmy decides to play a prank on him (cue evil laugh followed by boos and hisses, cut sounds). timmy adds viagra and a strong laxative to his grandfathers medicines. now his grandfather does not know if he should be cumming or going. (que the boo poor joke sound effect, cut sound effect)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2560 on: July 15, 2020, 12:00:48 PM »
Nate...

You and Rick need to quit reading the same restroom walls.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2561 on: July 15, 2020, 12:03:02 PM »
at least we both posted we knew they were bad jokes so there is that
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2562 on: July 16, 2020, 07:04:50 AM »
#BadJoke14

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2563 on: July 16, 2020, 07:53:23 AM »
timmy's teacher asked timmy if I give you 3 cats and sally gives you 3 cats how many cats do you have. timmy said seven. the teacher repeated the question emphasizing the number of cats timmy still said seven. the teacher then said ok if I give you 3 apples and sally gives you three apples how many apples do you have. timmy said six. the teacher said right but why did you say seven when it was cats. timmy said becaise I already have a cat.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2564 on: July 16, 2020, 10:32:28 AM »
*Blows up the restroom*
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