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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1935 on: October 12, 2019, 06:04:57 PM »
2 doctors are discussing  a patient while exiting the docto's loung in the er one was eating a doughnut as they walk, the get near the patient's room just out side the door  one says to the one eating the doughnut your losing your nuts after notining a trail of crushed peanuts behind them. they did not notice the patient's door was open and hear him exclaim, no doc sew them back on quick.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1936 on: October 13, 2019, 05:20:03 PM »
Egawds...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1937 on: October 13, 2019, 05:27:37 PM »
a doctor accidentally prescribes a laxative instead of s cough medicine for a patient a few days later the patient comes in for a follow up. The doctor asks if the patient is still coughing. The patient say I am afraid to.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1938 on: October 14, 2019, 05:12:36 PM »
Now THAT makes sense and is GOSPEL!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1939 on: October 14, 2019, 05:19:54 PM »
an eskimo offers to show his new friend his home. When they arrive at the site the friend says where is your igloo? the eskimo looks then says oh no my wife left the iron plugged in again.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1940 on: October 15, 2019, 05:46:42 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1941 on: October 15, 2019, 06:01:03 PM »
a couple known for having marital problems found a solution that kept them together for 30 years. someone asked them the secret. He said oh, that was easy, I asked my boss to put me on the night shift, and well, with her working days, we only saw each other 10 minutes a day, no time to argue.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1942 on: October 16, 2019, 06:48:07 PM »
*Thumbs up!!!!!*  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1943 on: October 16, 2019, 07:59:15 PM »
I received a letter from a bill collector that said finsl notice. I thought good I am tired of hearing from them
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1944 on: October 17, 2019, 01:46:18 PM »
Q: What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A: A butt pirate!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1945 on: October 17, 2019, 01:52:06 PM »
Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
A: To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1946 on: October 17, 2019, 05:03:43 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on October 16, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
I received a letter from a bill collector that said finsl notice. I thought good I am tired of hearing from them

LOL  ;) ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1947 on: October 17, 2019, 05:04:14 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on October 17, 2019, 01:46:18 PM
Q: What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A: A butt pirate!!!

Ugh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1948 on: October 17, 2019, 05:04:52 PM »
Quote from: RickBulow74 on October 17, 2019, 01:52:06 PM
Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
A: To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1949 on: October 17, 2019, 05:09:42 PM »
a husband and wife were eating, she spilled tomato sauce on her white shirt and exclaimed oh no, I look like a pug. Her husband replued not only that but you have tomato sauce on your shirt. Funeral services for him are being held tomorrow morning at 10
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