a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

"Be silent woman and get me another beer."

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke61

Q: Where do animals go wehen their tails fall off?>
A: The re-tail shop

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke62

Q: What's the bhear minimuim?
A: 1 bear

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke63

Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons

[MageNathaniel1]

the local constables are called out to their 4th bar fight of the evening. the first one on scene says to the second, this is odd. the second says what is so odd about four bar fights on a saturday night? the first says the odd part is that chauncy was not involved in any of them.

[RAGNAR]

Welcome back Rick!!! Thought you fell off the face of the earth!!!

[RAGNAR]

the local constables are called out to their 4th bar fight of the evening. the first one on scene says to the second, this is odd. the second says what is so odd about four bar fights on a saturday night? the first says the odd part is that chauncy was not involved in any of them.

Yet...

[MageNathaniel1]

the barkeep gets off the phone and tells chauncy he had best hurry up and finish his pint. chauncy says why I am not going anywhere just as his wife comes in and says oh yes you are and drags him off.

[RAGNAR]

Men's only watering holes. Problem solved.   

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says to the barkeep, you know pizza poaces deliver, chinese places deliver, you can mow even get kfc delivered. the keep says for the last time, I am not going to deliver a pint to your house every time you call.

[spiorad{RgR}]

not even if we answer the door naked? asking for a friend!!

[RAGNAR]

Hmmmm.... 

[MageNathaniel1]

sean was chatting up a girl at the pub saying he had been in the army. she said did you destroying anything while you were there? chauncy replies the only thing he destroyed was a few batches of biscuits, he was a cook.

[RAGNAR]

Instead of chatting her up he should have been working on her biscuits.

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy and his wife go to a marriage counselor. the counselor says you mist each speak what is on your mind as we go through the process. chauncy's wife says I can do the speaking for us both. end of session, his wife asks when do you want us back for another session, the counselor says I dont.