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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1800 on: August 14, 2019, 05:53:22 PM »
just remember if you take that gun with you in a boat and see a snake in the boat do not try to shoot the snake or you may end up wet

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1801 on: August 15, 2019, 05:17:44 PM »
just remember if you take that gun with you in a boat and see a snake in the boat do not try to shoot the snake or you may end up wet

A snake in the boat just means more bait.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1802 on: August 15, 2019, 05:22:07 PM »
not if you try to shoot it and sink the boat lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1803 on: August 16, 2019, 06:37:17 PM »
Why would I want to use dead bait?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1804 on: August 17, 2019, 03:47:50 AM »
hey, if you are addicted to cars would you have to go to the henry ford clinic?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1805 on: August 18, 2019, 12:02:14 PM »
...Izee' and Tisiphone go to the Baker's wagon to purchase some items.  The Baker has set out numerous fresh loaves, and Izee' selects rolls, cookies, and other items for her 'Barrack'...(Her wagon that is also home to her 7 youngest children).  Tisiphone is eager for some fresh bread, lathered with whipped verr butter, but the Baker says to the 5 year old, "Wait until I slice it, hon."  Tisiphone, impatient by nature,  :(  pulls her Mother's long scramasaxe from the horizontal sheathe at Izee's back, and awkwardly swings it down on a row of fresh bread. Izee' snatches back the weapon, and swats Tisiphone on her butt, and apologizes to the Baker.  ???   The Baker looks at the scramasaxe...and then the sliced loaves...and says to Izee'...

"Sis, tell me where I can get my own 'Four Loaf Cleaver'..."   ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1806 on: August 18, 2019, 01:26:08 PM »
lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1807 on: August 18, 2019, 05:28:05 PM »
hey, if you are addicted to cars would you have to go to the henry ford clinic?

I am a MOPAR Man.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1808 on: August 18, 2019, 05:29:37 PM »
...Izee' and Tisiphone go to the Baker's wagon to purchase some items.  The Baker has set out numerous fresh loaves, and Izee' selects rolls, cookies, and other items for her 'Barrack'...(Her wagon that is also home to her 7 youngest children).  Tisiphone is eager for some fresh bread, lathered with whipped verr butter, but the Baker says to the 5 year old, "Wait until I slice it, hon."  Tisiphone, impatient by nature,  :(  pulls her Mother's long scramasaxe from the horizontal sheathe at Izee's back, and awkwardly swings it down on a row of fresh bread. Izee' snatches back the weapon, and swats Tisiphone on her butt, and apologizes to the Baker.  ???   The Baker looks at the scramasaxe...and then the sliced loaves...and says to Izee'...

"Sis, tell me where I can get my own 'Four Loaf Cleaver'..."   ::)

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1809 on: August 18, 2019, 06:12:26 PM »
so if you are having truoble getting your rear in gear in the morning does this mean your body's
clutch has gone out?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1810 on: August 19, 2019, 06:22:45 PM »
so if you are having truoble getting your rear in gear in the morning does this mean your body's
clutch has gone out?


I fried my clutch years ago. Now I just powershift.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1811 on: August 20, 2019, 03:45:55 AM »
lol  smilee  happy to see you hetting in the spirit. Though certsin times of the dsy, I cannot power shift as my body experiences a power outage like say end of the day or when I wake up lol.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1812 on: August 20, 2019, 05:13:14 PM »
You mean you actually sleep? :o

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1813 on: August 20, 2019, 07:33:40 PM »
well, I do this thing where I lie down at night and close my eyes and somehow when I get up it is morning though it could just be powering down like a computer or time traveling there is no proof that it is actually sleep  smiles

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1814 on: August 20, 2019, 08:22:40 PM »
Well keep one eye open when you do this and see if you are sleeping.  ::)