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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1395 on: January 23, 2016, 04:17:21 AM »
A little something I found on facebook, which is always good for a laugh or two:



And a few more which I had read in the comments:

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2 physicians=1 paradocs
sex in a cornfield = fritolay
The amount of beauty needed to launch a single ship = 1 millihelen
A plate of beans = 10 FARtADAY
A million, million microphones = One megaphone
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1396 on: January 23, 2016, 07:54:05 AM »
 :o   Ummm... you went off your meds again, right...?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1397 on: January 23, 2016, 11:53:05 AM »
:o   Ummm... you went off your meds again, right...?

I have no meds to begin with when it comes to the jokes and puns I find
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1399 on: January 23, 2016, 05:11:09 PM »
:o   Ummm... you went off your meds again, right...?

I have no meds to begin with when it comes to the jokes and puns I find

You should begin taking some, IMMEDIATELY!!!!!  ::) ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1400 on: January 23, 2016, 05:12:33 PM »
...Katniss going out to play...*S*




Gotta love kids!!!  ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1401 on: January 24, 2016, 03:56:09 AM »
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for Bill Clinton who sat calmly in his pew without moving,
seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to Bill and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The Clinton replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the calm as a clam Clinton.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned Bill, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity? ‘ persisted Satan.
'Yep,'was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said Bill.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
Bill Clinton calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for over 30 years.'
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1402 on: January 24, 2016, 11:12:25 AM »
Wild Willy does have a point there...

LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1404 on: January 29, 2016, 08:37:19 AM »
LOL

Wish I could say that...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1405 on: January 31, 2016, 09:20:31 AM »
I do it, I get in trouble

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I do it anyway

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1406 on: January 31, 2016, 09:51:21 AM »
...I worry about you, Rick...I really do... :) ;D :o ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1407 on: February 05, 2016, 12:29:04 PM »
One day, a girl saw the Ubar sitting on His porch, and decided to approach, and ask Him a question.  After kneeling, and greeting, she asked Him, 'Master, will the winter be cold?'  this girl was new to Gor, and had not been through a Gorean winter.

'yes, Gorean winters are always cold', replied the Ubar.  'Master, is there anything that this girl can do help prepare for the winter?', the kajira responded.  the Ubar smiled down on the small figure, pleased that she was trying to think of the best for the clan.  'Yes, girl, for the next few hands, after you do your morning chores, go out onto the plains and gather dung, try to help fill the storage wagons'.  The girl slides back, and nods her understanding.  The next morning, after her chores, she set off and began gathering sack after sack of dung.

A couple days passed, and the Ubar began to ponder.  Maybe this winter would be colder than most.  He decided to travel to Turia, and speak to the representative of the Priest-Kings.  He saddled up one of His tarn, and flew to the city.  After paying the fee, He sat behind a screen and asked His question, 'Will this be a cold winter?'  He heard the representative speaking into a handset, and then He was told, 'Yes, it will be a cold winter'.  The Ubar flew back to the camp, deep in thought.

After a few hands, the slave happened upon the Ubar again, and knelt.  'Master, will this winter be really cold?'  The Ubar looked down on the girl kneeling in front of Him, and pondered, again.  The Priest-Kings did say that it would be a cold winter, maybe it will be colder than most.  He came to a quick decision, and issued His instructions.  'Girl, tomorrow, after your morning chores, I want you to gather three Or of your sisters, and you will all gather dung.  Also, each of you should recruit a thrall to help '.  The girl nodded her understanding, and backed away.  That night, she spread the word in the kajira kennel wagon, and, in the morning, thirty kajira, each accompanied by a thrall, headed out to the herds of bosk to gather dung.  Over the next few days, the sacks of dung began to fill all of the dung wagons.

The Ubar watched the labor of the slaves with some concern, a lot of effort was being expended, but it could save the clan if the winter was truly cold.  He decided to consult with the Priest-Kings again, and flew back to Turia.  His brow was furrowed with concern as He consulted  with the representative, and again heard the man speaking into some device.  The man returned, and speaking through the screen said, 'Yes, this winter will be colder than most'.  The Ubar flew back, deep in thought, concerned with the future of His people.

A few hands later, the girl sees the Ubar at the main furs, and kneels.  'Master, will this winter be colder than any other on record', she asks in her little voice.  The Ubar rubs His temples, the Priest-Kings did say that it would be a colder than normal winter.  Thinking back on past winters, He realizes that one can never be too well prepared.  He stands, and looks down on the girl.  'Pass the word, little one.  All slaves that are not already assigned essential tasks are to gather dung, until further notice'.  The girl nods her understanding, and during the evening the word is passed between all of the kajira and thrall kennel wagons.  The next morning, several thousand slaves head out, towards all points of the compass, and dung bags soon fill the regular wagons, and the reserve wagons start to take on the extra bags.

The Ubar is still unsettled, seeing that some other tasks are being neglected, but the dung sacks represent heat and life during the winter.  He decides to consult with the Priest-Kings again.  His brow is troubled as He makes the long flight to Turia, and strides up the steps to the Priest-Kings representative.  Two double gold tarn disks are handed over, and He poses His question.  'Will this winter be the coldest on record for Gor?'  Again, the Ubar hears the man speaking into a handset, and then the representative returns to the screen.  'Yes, this winter will be the coldest ever on record.  The Priest-Kings say that the Tuchuk are gathering dung like crazy'.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1408 on: February 05, 2016, 01:46:54 PM »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1409 on: February 06, 2016, 07:08:06 AM »
Why was the twelve year old boy wanted by the police?

He was a cereal killer.
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