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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1770 on: July 30, 2019, 07:04:52 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1771 on: July 30, 2019, 05:38:04 PM »
These are not improving bro...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1772 on: July 31, 2019, 12:46:43 PM »
  what is the difference between bird flu and swine flu

 

 one requires  tweetment and the other one  requires onikment .
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1773 on: July 31, 2019, 05:53:09 PM »
Ubara... smack your girl.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1774 on: August 02, 2019, 10:58:53 AM »
   What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

 one is really heavy and the other  is a little lighter !!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1775 on: August 02, 2019, 11:11:02 AM »
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothig happen. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requestion the $100.
 
 When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord,  USA they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a  $ 5.00 bill, as this world appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

  The little boy was delighted with the $ 5.00 and sat down to write a thank- you not to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money, However I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those  jerks took $95 of it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1776 on: August 02, 2019, 03:29:32 PM »
Q: What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac

A: The literalist takes things literally and the kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1777 on: August 02, 2019, 06:06:25 PM »
   What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

 one is really heavy and the other  is a little lighter !!


Ubara... smack her again.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1778 on: August 02, 2019, 06:07:08 PM »
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothig happen. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requestion the $100.
 
 When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord,  USA they decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a  $ 5.00 bill, as this world appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

  The little boy was delighted with the $ 5.00 and sat down to write a thank- you not to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money, However I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those  jerks took $95 of it.


LOL This one I liked!!!!!   ;D ;D ;D


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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1779 on: August 02, 2019, 06:08:25 PM »
Q: What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac

A: The literalist takes things literally and the kleptomaniac takes things, literally.



Meh... a slight improvement. LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1780 on: August 03, 2019, 03:02:53 AM »
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1781 on: August 03, 2019, 06:26:45 PM »
    what do ya   call a zoo with out dogs ?
 
 a shitzu 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1782 on: August 04, 2019, 05:54:10 PM »
Ubara... smack Rick AND flame.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1783 on: August 05, 2019, 03:56:48 AM »
A truck carrying strawberry preserves tipped over and spilled its load on the freeway causing a real traffic JAM

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1784 on: August 05, 2019, 06:04:27 PM »
A truck carrying strawberry preserves tipped over and spilled its load on the freeway causing a real traffic JAM

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