a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke282

Q: Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
A: So he doesn't get spotted!

[RickBulow74]

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Q: What happens when [the Greek God] Thor breaks wind?
A: There's thunder from down under!

Umm...  last time I checked...  Thor was a Norse God.    Freyja and Odin were his parents.   Loki was his brother... and Sif became his wife. 

You are right. Though to be fair, I had been distracted with a couple other things when I wrote that.

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes home in a huff. His wife says, I take it the vote for president of your club did not go as planned? He says well would you stand for someone trying to buy votes and rig the election? She says certainly not. He says unfortunately the club felt the same way.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke283

Q: What is the fsvorite social media app for your parents' parents?
A: InstaGranny

[RickBulow74]

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Q: What did the pepperoni say to the mozzarella?
A: You wanna pizza me?

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy's wife tells him the bank he used to keep getting turned down for loans in is now a pub. She says not that it changes anything in your case. He says how so its a pub now. She says yes and you will still go there and try to borrow money an get turned down.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke285

Q: Why did the golfers get kicked out of the library?
A: Their pants were way too loud!

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke286

Q: Why did the writer make so many mistakes?
A: He was a Type O personality.

[RickBulow74]

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Q: What's it called if a pig eats bacon?
A: Hamibalism.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke288

Q: How did the dog fix the lamp?
A: She just pugged it in!

[MageNathaniel1]

Chauncy comes into the pub looking a right mess. The keep asks him what happened. Chauncy saus I had a very educational day. The keep says how so? Chauncy says well, I learned two things today, one never give my wife a scale for her birthday and two she knows karate.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke289

Q: What is the meteorologist's favorite book?
A: "Oliver Twister."

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke290

Q: Which Jedi always got his brother's hand-me-downs?
A: Obi Two Kenobi.

[MageNathaniel1]

The pub has a strolling magician hired to increase business. The keep looks over just in time to see chauncy and the magician get into a fight. He asks sean what that is all about. Sean says the magician was doing a trick and made chauncys pint vanish.

[RickBulow74]

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Q: Who was the spiciest Knight of the Round Table?
A: Sir Racha!