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« Reply #420 on: September 19, 2020, 11:37:40 AM »
...The neighborhood squirrel HATES ME!!!!    :P  I planted some large pots with succullants, and cactus...and they weren't prospering.  There is a HUGE red squirrel that hangs around.  It would dig around the plants...and I would find...PEANUTS...buried in the mulch!!!  I guess a neighbor was feeding it.  So, I set out a pan of peanuts, figuring that it would take them to another place.  But...NOOOOOOOO!!!  It just buried them in my pots along with the ones it collected from somewhere else. 

The squirrel and I  had an argument once.  It was sitting on the fence, and I started yelling at it.  It just sat up, and CHATTERED back at me!!!   ((I suspect that any neighbors who heard us, figured that I should be in a Home for those who are deeply mentally disturbed...preferably a 'lockdown facility'.))   ::)  I was pretending that I could understand it, and say things like..."No, the peanuts you left on my porch are NOT the agreed rent...I told you that I want a PACKAGE OF CASHEWS!!!"

I just got the plants back in place, and glared at the squirrel.  I figured that, if I took away the peanuts, it would get VERY HOSTILE.  It might even go after my underwear...I like to dry my 'sexy things' on a line.  I think that the fresh air, and the sun, makes them feel very nice when I put them on.   8)

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« Reply #421 on: September 19, 2020, 02:42:10 PM »
A squirrel running around the neighborhood with your dainties. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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« Reply #422 on: September 19, 2020, 03:15:30 PM »
unless the squirrel starts storing his acorns in them as they hang on the line  smiles

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« Reply #423 on: September 20, 2020, 01:21:46 AM »
...Chuckles...I would probably get upset as I pulled on my pink panties...and felt acorns entering both of my orrifices...

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« Reply #424 on: September 20, 2020, 05:43:04 AM »
Nature's ben wa balls. LMAO!!!!!

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« Reply #425 on: September 20, 2020, 06:09:46 AM »
lol  just be happy they do not collect pinecones

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« Reply #426 on: September 20, 2020, 01:12:24 PM »


You be happy. I would laugh even more!!!!!

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« Reply #427 on: September 21, 2020, 10:41:55 PM »
...I think that I would have spotted a pine cone before I put on my panties...but if I DIDN'T....

...After I got out of the ER...as the Medics laughed at me...

...I would have gotten out the 30:06...and tried to blow the squirrel into a lotta pieces...

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« Reply #428 on: September 22, 2020, 04:19:47 AM »
Too much. Use a smaller caliber and you could eat your sugar daddy. LOL

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« Reply #429 on: September 22, 2020, 08:55:41 AM »
no, no you would not want to harm your furry little friend now would you?

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« Reply #430 on: September 22, 2020, 11:28:25 AM »
...OHHHH...

...You are right, my friend, Nathaniel...

...I just yell at it at times, and laugh as it CHATTERS back at me. 

...But, you make a good point, Rags.  If I ever decide to SHOOT IT...I will use my 22...I will get a nice skin...and lunch.

... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #431 on: September 22, 2020, 02:37:28 PM »
lol  perhaps just make friends with it  leave out some nuts and the like

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« Reply #432 on: September 23, 2020, 12:17:54 PM »
...*S*...You are right.  It is a cute animal.  It runs around our yard, and chatters at things, and really doesn't cause much damage.  Letting it plant peanuts in my cactus pots isn't a huge problem,  :)

 The local human teens worry me much more.   >:(

 Last year, 'human' thugs painted obscene words on the side of our house...I didn't understand why...we have been living very quietly here, and this is a nice neighborhood.  I got a painter to come over and remove, and paint over the words.

I need to stay here, and help care for my elderly Mother.  I make sure that we take a walk three times a day, and that we eat well.  I have been suggesting to her that we move to Arnold, CA, my brother has a cabin there. But, She  keeps thanking me for staying with her.  This is a nice, two story house...and...it is PACKED WITH DOLLS!!!!  I have never been much into dolls, although...*Blushes*...I do have the 'Collector' dolls of Princess's Diana, and Fergie. They are both in their wedding gowns.

"Diana'  looks very elegant..."Fergie'  looks impudent...*LOL*

I will watch over the squirrel, and keep putting some peanuts out.

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« Reply #433 on: September 23, 2020, 02:23:49 PM »
sounds good on the squirrel and happy you are taking care of your mum smiles  much to be admired. smiles

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« Reply #434 on: September 24, 2020, 01:36:46 AM »
...Thank you, Brother,,, :)

...Being 'Family' goes many ways.  My Parents raised me very well, I always felt safe.   :)  I was always well fed, (They bought fish for me...I could eat a lot...*S*)  and I had nice clothes.  They even put up with me studying music.  ((Learning to play the violin, viola, cello, and piano can be difficult for the others in the house.))  They gave me an allowance when I went to College...and welcomed me when I came home for the summer.  I always loved and respected them for what they did for me. 

...I returned to  home when my Father was dying.  It was difficult.  He was struggling to stay alive...but was not coherent.  I was sitting with Him the last morning, holding His hand, as He was breathing very heavily.  I just whispered..."Go on...I will see you later." 

...I did leave, there was a very important meeting at ****...and I was a Manager of the Law Dept.  I just sat during the meeting, and added what comments I needed to, and then took BART back home.  I hadn't told any of them of what was going on in my life.

...He was gone when I got home...His body had been taken away...

...When I was unexpectedly served with Divorce Papers right after that...I quit my job, and I lived in a one room place for a year...but I didn't do well.  I have a lot of money, and I applied for my pension...so I didn't have to worry about finances,,,but I just sat...and didn't eat...except when I would get Grubhub to bring me something every three days.  I would actually get the delivery persons to carry out my garbage...I would give them two dollars.  One young lady learned it very quickly, she would hand me my food, and then smile, and look around, and ask..."You got anything to take out?"  A couple times, I didn't, and she looked disappointed.  So, after that, I would have a bag of stuff sitting by the door, and she would smile as I handed her two dollars and she carried a bag full of newspapers to the bin. 

...My Family got me into a Facility, and my mind came back.   :)  I moved in with my Mother, figuring that I would get my own place as I got stronger...

...But, I have assured Her that I am staying...

...My mind has returned, and I buy all of our groceries.  I help pay for the utilities...and smile. I tell her not to worry about finances...

...An old, but true, tale... ;D

...I ASTONISHED the Partners of the Law Firm when I was young...when I executed a 'Reverse Triangular Merger'...and the IRS APPROVED IT!!!  I saved a LOT of money for the Owners of the businesses.  The Partners had never even heard of such a thing.  I spent a lot of late hours in the County Law Library, figuring that one out...the Bailiffs gave me a key to the Courthouse...and would bring me coffee.  ((I would put on my 'cute self'...and it always worked.  I would wink, and smile as I signed their log...and then walk across to the Courthouse, and use the key.  ))  I would be sitting, studying a case, and a Bailiff would walk in...it was close to Midnight...and give me some coffee. We would talk a bit...I would show that I needed to keep reading...and He would leave.  I guess that He was hoping that I needed a 'break'. 

...I did have an interesting encounter with a female Bailiff.  She would bring me snacks, along with coffee, and sit, and talk with me.  I finally saw what was happening,,,She would sit close to me, smile, and the conversation got...well...improper.  I finally told her that I was straight...and she accepted it.  We remained friendly...but she didn't bring me anymore snacks.   :P

...One evening...I was hungry...tired...frustrated...and horney...and thought...as I was reading a Treatise...

..."Well, Karen is a woman...but if she will bring me an EggMcMuffen, and a beer...I just might get naked, and roll around on the floor with her."   8)