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Offline RAGNAR

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2025 on: November 27, 2019, 01:21:51 PM »




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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2026 on: November 27, 2019, 05:31:15 PM »
a guy walks into a bar and makes a bet with the barkeep for every drink he can identify, he gets a free drink. The barkeep takes the guy up on the bet, he gives the guy one mixed drink after another, no matter what he putd in it, the guy can identify it and keeps getting free drinks. The barkeep gets fed up with this as he is tired of giving the guy free drinks, the barkeep steps away for a bit then returns and hands the guy another drink. He tskes one sip and says hey this is pea, the barkeep says yes, but who's?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2027 on: November 28, 2019, 05:26:08 PM »
*Gags*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2028 on: November 28, 2019, 05:47:05 PM »
to all who celebrated Thanksgiving did you remember to set your scale back 10 lbs before weighing after eating such a large meal? 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2029 on: November 29, 2019, 03:16:11 AM »
...Eating my THIRD helping of turkey, cornbread stuffing, and gravy WITH the guts...(I am the ONLY one in my Family who likes chopping up the heart, liver, and gizzard, and frying them and adding them to the gravy...I get my own bowl of gravy...and I enjoy calling out, in my very calm, professional, and refined voice at the formal table...we use our fine china and silverware for this meal..."Please pass me the Guts Gravy)"   :o

...What is a scale?  I threw ALL of them away three Thanksgivings ago..."Lying pieces of anti feminine technology" I cursed as I did the deed... >:(

...My weight doesn't change too much after the dinner...it is the leftovers that make my midrift enlarge...Turkey sandwiches...Turkey with bacon...Turkey on crackers...and just Turkey!!!  *S*  I have claimed the HORRIBLE task of carving the Turkey the last two years...my Brother in Law just said..."Go ahead...it is a horrible task."  I gave Him my best 'pained expression', and said..."I agree, but you are at my House, I should do the drudgery."  Carving a Turkey is drudgery...but...I compensate by 'Tasting' to make sure the Turkey is servable.  Wrapping a piece of Turkey in the skin...and soaking it in the drippings...and eating it...OMG!!!    ;D 

...So, I am not very hungry when I sit at the table...but...I force myself to eat in order to stay polite... ::)

...Happy Thanksgiving to all...and I pray that you are all had a wonderful Holiday.    :)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2030 on: November 29, 2019, 04:45:37 PM »
it was black friday, there was a line wrapped four deep all the way around a local shop. A man cuts through the line to the front door. He is thrown to the back of the line rather roughly. He tries again to get to the front of the line and the doors. Again he is thrown to the back of the line more roughly than before. He tries a thrid time, with the same results. He says that's it one more time and if this happens again, I am not opening the shop today vlack friday or no black friday.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2031 on: November 29, 2019, 04:56:04 PM »
Solution; Throw him through the doors and enter.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2032 on: November 30, 2019, 04:18:19 PM »
I shot my first turkey the other day  but you should have seen the look of surprise on the shoppers in the frozen food aisle when I did it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2033 on: November 30, 2019, 06:00:09 PM »
*Facepalms*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2034 on: December 01, 2019, 04:55:09 PM »
I know hownto turn autocorrect off on my phone but have yet to figure out how to turn off my wife's autocorrect feature
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2035 on: December 01, 2019, 05:34:50 PM »
Try your turkey shooting technique.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2036 on: December 02, 2019, 04:45:31 PM »
Just say no to drugs...If you are talking to drugs you already said yes
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2037 on: December 02, 2019, 06:00:32 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2038 on: December 03, 2019, 04:47:29 PM »
the doctor asks the patient have you been sleeping next to an open window like I suggested. payient, yes. doctor so is the bronchitis gone? pstient no, the inly thing gone are my laptop and my tv
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2039 on: December 03, 2019, 05:12:41 PM »
Sounds like my neighborhood now.
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