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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2085 on: December 27, 2019, 02:01:28 AM »
LOL Preach it!!!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2086 on: December 27, 2019, 12:06:49 PM »
Did you hear about the cops who came across a pastry truck that tipped over on the interstate?

It was a DOUGH-tal catastrophe
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2087 on: December 27, 2019, 07:26:17 PM »
that which does not kill you usually will at least put you in the er

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2088 on: December 28, 2019, 09:49:33 AM »
Did you hear about the cops who came across a pastry truck that tipped over on the interstate?

It was a DOUGH-tal catastrophe

*Shoots you in the foot* LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2089 on: December 28, 2019, 05:54:21 PM »
Whispers in Master Raz's ear....did you hear what he said about cops????

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2090 on: December 28, 2019, 05:59:34 PM »
a man's wife yells you left the seat up didnt you hear me fall in the man entering the bathroom says of course I did, I came in to flush

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2091 on: December 28, 2019, 11:56:56 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2092 on: December 29, 2019, 06:07:20 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2093 on: December 30, 2019, 02:23:52 AM »
*Facepalms*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2094 on: December 30, 2019, 05:04:22 PM »
a man asks a farmer if it is ok if her cuts across his field rsther than going around it as he has to catch the 430 train the farmer says it is ok with him but if he sees the bull he may catch the 400 train

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2095 on: December 31, 2019, 12:54:11 PM »
 ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2096 on: December 31, 2019, 04:53:35 PM »
an elderly man was on the opersting table his son, a famous surgeon is about to perform the operation. thebelderly man says just remeber son if anything goes wrong here today your mother is coming to live with you.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2097 on: December 31, 2019, 10:50:54 PM »
LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2098 on: January 01, 2020, 06:20:50 PM »
an airhead taking a shower complains that she cannot use the shampoo because her hair is wet and the bottle says it is for dry hair

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2099 on: January 02, 2020, 12:34:04 AM »
*Gives serious consideration to giving you a dry shampoo enema for this one.*