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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2130 on: January 13, 2020, 05:18:22 PM »
it bothers me that homeless people shake their cups full of change at me do they have to remind me that they have more money than I do
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2131 on: January 13, 2020, 09:24:47 PM »
In some cases, they do!!!!!
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« Reply #2132 on: January 14, 2020, 07:22:53 PM »
my 16 yo said she made a discovery that backing a car up rapidly into a tree greatly reduces the trunk capacity I was afraid to ask her how she learned this nor do I want to see her car at the moment
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2133 on: January 14, 2020, 11:32:18 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2134 on: January 15, 2020, 05:01:13 PM »
why did you steal that car  I had to get to work  why didnt you take the bus   I dont have a license to drive buses
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2135 on: January 15, 2020, 08:02:50 PM »
Makes sense to me.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2136 on: January 16, 2020, 08:06:45 PM »
2 friends go camping it is chilly out so they decide to share the same tent to help stay warm   during the night one wakes up and says hey what are you doing the other says just trying to warm my hands betweehn these two pillows the other says those are NOT pillows
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« Reply #2137 on: January 16, 2020, 11:23:43 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2138 on: January 17, 2020, 06:28:14 PM »
an officer pulls over a man driving at 1 am who had obviously had something to drink. the ifficer asks where are you going at this lay hour? the man says to a lecture on the evils of drinking. the officer says who would give a lecture like that at this time of nigjt? the man says my wife
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2139 on: January 17, 2020, 06:37:51 PM »
LMTAO!!!
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« Reply #2140 on: January 18, 2020, 05:03:55 PM »
the doctor asked the whimpy patient if he did any dangerous activities   the patient replied well sometimes I talk back to my wife
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« Reply #2141 on: January 18, 2020, 05:06:53 PM »
The Doc inquired about dangerous... not lethal.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2142 on: January 18, 2020, 06:10:56 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2143 on: January 18, 2020, 10:06:18 PM »
*Facepalms*
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« Reply #2144 on: January 19, 2020, 07:18:14 PM »
I made the mistake of going to the store while hungry, I am now the proud owner of everything on aisle 7
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