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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2190 on: February 10, 2020, 09:22:48 AM »
Q. What do you call a monk who opens a flower shop?
A. A florist friar.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2191 on: February 10, 2020, 11:19:07 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2192 on: February 10, 2020, 02:58:55 PM »
a husband and wife were having problems so a friend suggested he treat his wife like he did when they were dating and have a date night. So that night he took his wife to a movie then dropped her off at her parents house.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2193 on: February 10, 2020, 05:25:58 PM »
 ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2194 on: February 11, 2020, 05:04:26 PM »
a wofe asks her husband if it is ok for her to go out in the dress she is wearing, he looks out the window and say yes, ut is dark enough.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2195 on: February 11, 2020, 05:44:36 PM »
And here comes the pain.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2196 on: February 12, 2020, 06:02:47 PM »
a husband and wife had a bad fight but it ended with her coming to him on her hands and knees saying come out from under that sofa you coward
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2197 on: February 13, 2020, 05:24:18 PM »
a man goes to the police station to report that his wife is missing. The officer asks how long has she been missing. The man says about 4 weeks. The officer says she has been missing 4 weeks and you are just now reporting it, why did you wait so long? The man says I just now ran out of clean clothes and she is the one that does the laundry.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2198 on: February 13, 2020, 06:03:28 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2199 on: February 14, 2020, 05:18:14 PM »
a man received a call from the doctors that his wife was in the hospital. He asked how she id, the doctor said she is critical, the man said what is she complaining about now?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2200 on: February 15, 2020, 12:18:23 AM »
 :o
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2201 on: February 15, 2020, 04:52:32 PM »
a reporter goes to interview a hen who has just set a record by laying a 2lb egg, the reporter asks what are your plans for the future she says to lay a 4 lb egg. The reporter then asks the rooster and you, what of your plans? The rooster says I plan to kill that stupid ostrich.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2202 on: February 16, 2020, 12:55:15 AM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2203 on: February 16, 2020, 04:50:29 PM »
2 guys go on a hike in the woods, one is carrying a gun, the other a large rock, the one with the rock asks the other one ehat the gun is for, he says in case we run into a wild animal, I can shoot it and escape. He then asks the other ine what the rock is for, he says in case we run into a wild animal. The guy with the gun says a rock will not do much good against a wikd animal, the one with the rock says no but it will knock you out long enough for me to get the gun shoot the animal and run away.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2204 on: February 17, 2020, 08:28:10 AM »
Heh heh heh... One need not be the swiftest, only more swift than the slowest among them.
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