a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

There is truth in that!!!!!

[MageNathaniel1]

I tried to do a good deed for my mother in law last night but she got mad at me for it. as she was sleeping in our spare bedroom, I decided I would help prevent her deom getting covid by holding a pillow over her face as she slept.

[RAGNAR]

Seems logical to me. She did not get covid!

[MageNathaniel1]

a preacher asked a group of is congregational members what they would do if they only had 4 weeks left to live. 1 said he would devote that time to helping the poor, another said she would devote the time to the church  1 guy in the back said he would go to his mother in laws house, everyone was confused until he said it would make the 4 weeks feel like forever

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke29

Q: Why was the garden stinky?
A: The gardener pooped his plants

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke30

Q:Why did the candle read Shakespeare?
A: It liked to wax poetic!

[RAGNAR]

Thats it. I need to get stronger paga around here.

[MageNathaniel1]

a woman wakes up her husband in the middle of the night and says there is a burglar downstairs eating the food my mother gave us. her husband says I will call an ambulance and have them bring a stomach pump

[RAGNAR]

In the morn if they are still alive.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke31

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the mozerella?
A: You wanna pizza me?

[MageNathaniel1]

Timmy's sister comes in very late from her date, so much so that it is the next morning, fortunately for her, the only one up at the time is Timmy. She makes him promise not to tell their parents how late she came in. Later that day, their parents yell at her for coming home so late. She then yells at Timmy saying I thought you promised not to tell our parents how late I came in. Timmy says, I didn't tell them, all I said was it was boring eating breakfast without you being here.

[RAGNAR]

Heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

timmys teacher is writing the homework assignment for the class on the board but as it is very lengthy she has to reach high to the top of the board. as she does so, she hears one of the students start laughing. she turns around and asks what is so funny one of the male students says he had just seen the top of one of her stockings. she gets frustrated and says that is nothing to laugh at you are suspended for 2 days. she resumes writing and still has to reach high to do so. again she hears laughing and turns around yelling what is so funny. another male student says he had just seen the tops of both of her stockings she saus there is nothing to laugh at about that and susoends him for a week. she turns back around to finish writing but drops the chalk and has to bend over to pick it up she hears laughter again and turns around to see timmy getting ready to walk out the door. she says where are you going? he says after what I just saw, I presume I am suspended for the rest if the month.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

Timmy is learning about table manners for his first date. He is asked how would you excuse yourself from the table to use the bathroom, remember not to use the word bathroom or describe what it is you need to do in there. Timmy thinks for a moment then says, I would say, please excuse me for a moment, I need to go shake hands with a friend who I hope to introduce you to later this evening.