After the morning coffee rush ended i left mum and abby to handle the few remaining patrons and slipped upstairs to do a quick inventory count. With the holidays fast approaching, i did nae want to worry about running out of gift items. i moved to the balcony which holds a nice selection of plants and garden art, and made note of what i would need to order. One of the gazing balls was dirty, so i began to polish it. i dropped my notepad and jumped when i noticed a distorted face in the ball. i turned quickly and saw non other than the old lady that visited the castle Sunday night. i noticed that creepy bird was nae sitting on her shoulder, and i quickly looked up and around my shoppe for signs of it. The old lady cackled and told me not to worry, her pet was waiting for her outside.
“What do you want? i am very busy and do nae have time to listen to yer gloom and doom, old lady.” i mumbled, letting my annoyance show.
“But lava, please, can you spare a cup of tea and some crackers for a poor old hungry lady? I will nae stay long, lass.” She touched my shoulder with a shaky old hand. i shook my head and led her downstairs to prepare a tray. i then ushered her into an empty sitting room and told her to eat and be gone.
“I shall, lass…thank you.” The woman spoke before devouring the crackers and pastries i had gotten for her.
i stepped out front and questioned mum and abby about the old lady, but neither had noticed her enter the shoppe. After exchanging pleasantries with a couple of regular customers, i returned to the sitting room and found the old lady still at the table, with tarot cards laid out before her.
“What on earth are you doing?! Get those things out of here!” i said loudly, but trying nae to yell and disturb customers.
“Please lass, humor an old lady, and then I will leave you be. Just come and touch the cards, cut the deck, and let me show you your three cards. You will see that I am nae lying to you and Sir Kyle about my visions for MacLaaran!
i hate fortune telling and tarot cards and tales of spooky visions, but i was so eager to get that woman out of my shoppe that i decided to play her little game so she would leave.
My face turned white when i turned over the three cards and the old lady began to explain each one…
“The Fool! Someone is striking out on a journey, but the path chosen is a foolish one! This could be a literal journey, lass, or simply a new direction in life.” She watched my face closely for signs of belief before moving on to the next card.
“The Tower! Oh child. At the very least, this cards stands for upheaval in your life. But more often than not, it means DISASTER! DOOM! Pain and suffering, and eventually…”
Her boney fingers touched the third card and i gasped.
“DEATH!” she yelled.
Before she could offer an explanation for a card that truly needed none, i grabbed up the tarot cards, shoved them into her hands and pushed her from the shoppe, yelling for her to stay away. The few customers that were still in the shoppe watched with dropped jaws as i slammed the front door and ran upstairs, cursing and complaining about old ladies, ugly birds and tarot cards, leaving my mum and sis to explain that i recently bumped my head and was nae myself today…