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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1500 on: October 31, 2016, 05:43:42 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1501 on: November 03, 2016, 07:25:29 AM »
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here." The man says, "No problem. I'm from Chicago."

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine. "No problem... just like Chicago in June," the man says.

So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable. "No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man says.

So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK. He says, "No problem. Just like Chicago in August."

Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland. When he goes back now to see how the Chicago man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Chicago man replies, "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!" "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1502 on: November 03, 2016, 04:45:32 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1504 on: November 25, 2016, 03:40:27 AM »
Q: What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A: a Synonym roll!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1505 on: January 09, 2017, 06:12:11 PM »


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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1506 on: January 09, 2017, 10:10:46 PM »


https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/610733119099375/



This would be your Ubar.. laughs and runs

Hey... I am in touch with that emotion!!!!!



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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1507 on: January 12, 2017, 09:28:11 AM »
The Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

My wife's."
'What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1508 on: February 02, 2017, 02:40:10 PM »
 What do you have with a person who is dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night pondering the existence of Dog.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1509 on: April 02, 2017, 08:39:04 AM »
What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1510 on: April 02, 2017, 05:32:21 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1511 on: June 02, 2017, 11:34:49 AM »
Q: Why did the football go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1512 on: June 02, 2017, 05:02:48 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1513 on: June 02, 2017, 06:37:32 PM »
This kind of makes you think...
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1514 on: June 02, 2017, 11:11:59 PM »



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