a little laugh :-)

[RAGNAR]

Rumor has it they found his body when burying another... the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

when a couple is 1st married and the wife asks the husband to strip it is to have sex. A few later it is so she can try to get pregnant. However it reaches a point where it just means she needs more clothes to fill the washing machine.

[RAGNAR]

Bitches... bury them the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

dont you hate when you are at someones house and they keep asking stupid questions like who are you why are you wearing a mask and why do you have a gun

[RAGNAR]

Duct tape usually takes care of that. If you are in a hurry..... dead men tell no tales.

And they are buried the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a man goes to work sick. His boss sees him and says you know when I am sick  I go home and let my wife take csre of me if you know what I mean with a wink. Why dont you do the same thing. The man gets up and leaves. The next morning the boss sees the employee who is in better spirits. The boss says so you took my advice then? The employee says yes, thank you, by the way you have a really nice house.

[RAGNAR]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Boss buried the man and his wife the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

during confession a man says he sinned with an 18 yo girl. The priest tells him to squeeze 18 lemons into a glass and drink the juice. The man says so that will cleanse me of the sin? The priest says no but it will remove that stupid grin from your face.

[RAGNAR]

And they buried the Priest the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

what do a handgrenade and a marriage have in common?  in either case if you remove the ring something is going to explode

[RAGNAR]

Never remove the ring. Just bury her the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a couple are eating pasta she accidentally spills some of the sauce on her top. She saus oh my, I look like a pig. The man says not only that but you have sauce on your shirt.

[RAGNAR]

And the man was buried the next day. Rumor has it that it was NOT pasta sauce on his shirt.

[MageNathaniel1]

a couple goes to a cafe, she excuses herself to use the rest room. The man orders a beer from the waiter, the waiter says what about your wife, do you want a beer for her too? the man says you know that sounds like a good deal, I will take it.

[RAGNAR]

When she found out, they buried two guys and a couple beers the next day.