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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #555 on: November 14, 2008, 06:51:40 PM »
I like the Tauren kilt song.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #556 on: November 14, 2008, 07:15:07 PM »
Horde smell.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #557 on: November 15, 2008, 02:28:42 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #558 on: November 15, 2008, 07:02:47 PM »
Haha ! That jerk totally had that coming.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #559 on: November 24, 2008, 03:17:40 PM »
 
In the end we're all just chalk lines on the the concrete.  Drawn only to be washed away. For the time I've been given, I am what I am

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #560 on: November 24, 2008, 05:03:27 PM »
OMG!!

That is freakin' hilarious!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #561 on: November 24, 2008, 05:20:29 PM »
oh boy.. that is quite comical
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #562 on: November 24, 2008, 06:20:49 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #563 on: November 24, 2008, 08:44:02 PM »
Believe it or not, there are places in the States thet get more snow than where I live in Canada. =P
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #564 on: November 26, 2008, 10:38:27 PM »
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they  were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
 
Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so, I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'  The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.  Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
 
Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in' New York , so I'd like to hear the song 'The Moon and Me one last time.' The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.
 
Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
 
The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final wish?'
 
'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.
 
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
 
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
 
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
 
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11!
 
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
 
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him,  'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'
 
'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report that I was the aggressor....?
 
 SEMPER FI

 

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #565 on: November 27, 2008, 10:02:10 AM »
LMFAO. Do or die ! Gung ho ! Gung ho ! Gung ho !
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #566 on: November 28, 2008, 05:58:35 PM »
My 10 Names:
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #567 on: November 28, 2008, 06:10:17 PM »
My 10 Names:
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Tammy
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tamizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Jade Jaguar
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Lynn Robie
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Talew

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Gold Pepsi Max

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): Awlhngy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents middle names):Lorienna Doyle

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Lilly

10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua or -iqa):  Tamiqua

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #568 on: November 29, 2008, 07:26:07 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #569 on: November 29, 2008, 07:29:37 AM »
My 10 Names:
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alex

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Silver Monkey
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): Martin Atwater
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): BoeAl

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7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name): Lebhlcn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents middle names):Roy Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Damien

10. YOUR HOOD NAME (first 3 of your first name and add -iqua or -iqa):  Aleiqa
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